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I own you all - KensPen - 11-07-2003
3. Laz must stand outside my office door with a lanturn in his hand.
I own you all - Toronto Hottie - 11-07-2003
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
2. Alkey has 3 days to surrender Silera to my custody.
$50 says he can shag her beyond repair if he knows he's gotta give her up in 3 days.
I own you all - Drunken GW - 11-07-2003
how about a Grumpy joke?
I own you all - KensPen - 11-07-2003
Careful hottie,
I need a lawn flamingo too......
I own you all - Black Lazerus - 11-07-2003
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
3. Laz must stand outside my office door with a lanturn in his hand.
Don't you mean Lantern.
Fucking dumbass
if your going to tell a racist joke get it right.
The White Gorilla:
A man read in the paper of a white gorilla in a zoo far away.
He decides that he just has to see it. When, at last, he sees
the white gorilla he can't believe his eyes. It's the most
but ugly thing he's ever seen. He simply must get a closer
look, so he goes to the zoo manager and begs to be allowed
into the gorilla's cage.
After much arguing, the man finally persuades the manager
to let him in to the gorilla's cage, but before he does, the
zoo manager tells the man that whatever he does, he must not,
under any circumstances, touch the white gorilla.
The man agrees and is led to the cage. He tip-toes into the
cage and is amazed. The gorilla is even more ugly up close
up than it was from a distance. The white gorilla just sits
quietly and looks at the man.
After a while the man gets used to being so close to the
gorilla and it seems so peaceful and calm that he starts to
think that there can't be any harm in touching the gorilla.
He slowly moves closer and closer to it, all the time the
white gorilla just looks calmly at him. He reaches out his
arm and gently touches the gorilla. Just as his hand makes
contact, the gorilla jumps up and starts roaring. The man
turns and runs to the exit, getting there just ahead of the
gorilla. He leaps through the door and the keepers slam the
door shut just in time. The gorilla pulls at the door and,
to the man's horror, the bars start to bend.
The man runs out of the zoo and to the train station and jumps
on the train, which as luck would have it is just leaving. He
glances back and can see the gorilla chasing after the train,
but not gaining on it. The man thinks he's safe at last. He
relaxes and starts to enjoy the leisurely ride home. As they
pull into the station, he's looking out the window when he sees
a small shape trailing behind the train. He can't quite make it
out so he borrows a pair of binoculars from someone. He focuses
the binoculars on the small shape and is horrified to discover
that it's the white gorilla!
The train stops, the man leaps off and rushes he to his car.
As he drives off he looks into his rearview mirror and sees
the gorilla climbing over the train yard fence. He drives as
fast as he can to his house and runs in, locking the door behind
him. The gorilla starts pounding on the door and having seen
what it did to the cage at the zoo the man knows it won't take
it very long to get in. He runs from room to room trying to
think of a place he can hide. He hears the door shatter and
dives into a wardrobe, pulling the door closed behind him.
Outside the gorilla is going mad trying to find the man. He's
ripping things up and tearing out doors. Finally, he comes to
the wardrobe the man is hiding in and rips the door off. The
gorilla sees the man, reaches out a massive hand, smiles and
gently touches the man and says:
"Hey you want to go out to lunch"!!!!
I own you all - Rooner - 11-07-2003
Uh-huh uhh, uhh, uh-uhh
Uh-huh uhh, uhh, uhh
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
I, am, back, niggaz
Ha ha ha ha ha.. uh-oh, uh-oh - whoo!
Ladies and gentlemen.. H, to the Izzo
I wanna thank everybody out there for they purchase
I surely appreciate it - whoo!
What you about to witness is my thoughts
Just my thoughts man - right or wrong
Just what I was feeling at the time, uhh
You ever felt like this, you vibe with me
Walk with a nigga man - just vibe with me
Yo, gather round hustlers that's if you still livin
And get on down, to that ol' Jig rhythm
Here's a couple of jewels to help you get through your bid in prison
A ribbon in the sky, keep your head high
I, Young 'Vito, voice of the young people
Mouthpiece for hustlers I'm back motherfuckers
Your reign on the top was shorter than leprechauns
Y'all can't fuck with Hov', what type of X y'all on?
I got great lawyers for cops so dress warm
Charges don't stick to dude he's teflon
I'm too sexy for jail like I'm Right Said Fred
I'm not guilty, now GIMME back my bread
Mr. District Attorney I'm not sure if they told you
I'm on TV every day, where the fuck could I go to
plus - Hov' don't run, Hov' stand and fight
Hov's a soldier, Hov' been fightin all his life so
What could you do to me? It's not new to me
Sue me; fuck you - what's a couple dollars to me?
But you will respect me, simple as that
Or I got no problem goin back
I'm representin for the seat where Rosa Parks sat
Where Malcolm X was shot, where Martin Luther was popped
So off we go, let the trumpets blow
And hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro
The ruler's back
Uhh, uh-huh uhh uhh
I, am, BACK, niggaz - whoo! whoo! whoo! whoo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Turn the motherfuckin music up
The ruler's back
I, am, back, niggaz
Yeah, geah, yeah, geah, yeah, geah, yeah
Well in these times, well at least to me
There's a lot of rappers out there tryin to sound like Jay-Z
I'll help you out, here's what you do
You gonna need a wide lens cause that's a VERR' big shoe
And you got a couple of +Beans+ and you don't have a +Clue+?
You situation is +Bleek+, I'ma keep it +Rell+ cause
Fuckin with me, you gotta drop +Amil+
Cause if you gonna cop somethin you gotta cop f'real
Don't only talk it, walk like it - from the Bricks to the booth
I can predict the future like Cleo the psychic
You can't date skee-os and wife it (uh-uh)
And you can't sell me bullshit, we know the prices
So what your life is? We gon' roll
'til the wheels fall off, y'all muh'fuckers check the tires
Off we go, let the trumpets blow
And hold on, because the driver of that Bentley is a pro
The ruler's back
Uhh, uhh
I, am, back, niggaz
Feels good! Ha
Pah, holla at me!
The ruler's back
Yeah.. whoo!
Yeah.. yeah.. yeah..
Now bounce, c'mon, bounce
Uhh, whoo! Whoo!
Bounce, c'mon, bounce
Uhh, uhh, yeah, yeah
Bounce, c'mon, bounce
Uhh, yeah, just my thoughts ladies and gentlemen
Just what I'm feelin at the time, you know what I mean?
Knahmean?
I own you all - KensPen - 11-07-2003
4. NO ONE shall ever point out my numerous spelling mistakes
5. A height requirement shall be instituted for posting.
(happy GW? )
I own you all - Toronto Hottie - 11-07-2003
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
Careful hottie,
I need a lawn flamingo too......
:lol::lol::lol:
Pink's not my color.
I own you all - Rooner - 11-07-2003
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
4. NO ONE shall ever point out my numerous spelling mistakes
5. A height requirement shall be instituted for posting.
(happy GW? )
What is this requirement, I want to make sure I make the cut.
I own you all - KensPen - 11-07-2003
how tall are ya?