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Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - header - 11-12-2003
Quote:but with that comment, i don't think there is anyway to recover.. sorry Grumpy. maybe take her out to dinner or something.. maybe a foot massage.. that always works well..
At dinner don't talk about how she eats. During foot massage don't comment at all about her feet. Talk about the weather or something.
Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - Ronin - 11-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by headeror how her day went... concentrate on her..
Quote:but with that comment, i don't think there is anyway to recover.. sorry Grumpy. maybe take her out to dinner or something.. maybe a foot massage.. that always works well..
At dinner don't talk about how she eats. During foot massage don't comment at all about her feet. Talk about the weather or something.
Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - AngelIllegalImmigrantHater - 11-12-2003
just dont make it so obvious that youre doing it just because you want to make it up to her. make it like you have been planning it for a few weeks, that will score points.
Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - header - 11-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
Quote:Originally posted by headeror how her day went... concentrate on her..
Quote:but with that comment, i don't think there is anyway to recover.. sorry Grumpy. maybe take her out to dinner or something.. maybe a foot massage.. that always works well..
At dinner don't talk about how she eats. During foot massage don't comment at all about her feet. Talk about the weather or something.
True. I avoid that question because my wife's day usually consists of trying to get my son to not be a pain in the ass.
Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - IrishAlkey - 11-12-2003
Maybe you calling her an "rf.net scumbag faggot" put her over the edge.
Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - 60FeetUnderWater - 11-12-2003
you didn't call her Kennypoo while making love to her now, did ya?
Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - Jimbo - 11-12-2003
i was going to post something very similar :lol:
Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - sweet angel - 11-12-2003
How about, "I'm sorry. I was just being a sarcastic ass."
Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - header - 11-12-2003
Anyone who doesn't pick up or enjoy sarcasm isn't going to feel better after that apology.
Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - Black Lazerus - 11-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
okay, I had to put this somewhere, so I thought I would put it here.
About 2 weeks ago, I go out and buy my wife a new leather coat. I thought it was nice, had a new style look to it. It's black, thigh length, snug around the hips and flares out a little around the hips. I bring it home and give it to my wife. No particular reason, I just felt like buying her the coat when I saw it.
Well, she tries it on and she has this weird look on her face. Followed by a \"well.....I'm not sure if I like it. It makes my ass look fat\".
Now, let me preface this by saying that :
a. My wife is a size 3-4 and doesn't have anything anywhere near a fat ass.....
b. Anyone who knows me, knows that I have a very sarcastic sense of humour. She knew it when she married me and honestly, says that it's part of the reason why she married me......
Well, after her comment, I blurt out....\"it's not the coat\"....BBBBBZZZZZZZZ.....wrong answer dumbass. Try again! I get an evil look from her that would make any man crumble in fear. I try to blow the comment off, and tell her about how long it took for me to find it and how I had the sales girl help me by trying it on. I then tell her that the sales girl would love it herself if someone bought it for her, followed by my comment of \"well, buy me dinner first, then we'll see.....\". This didn't go over very well either.
Long story short, I'm not in the shithouse for being a sarcastic wiseass......It's bad enough I don't get any as it is, now my chances are even slimmer. When the fuck am I gonna learn to keep my big fat trap shut.
you should have know better