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Funny..... - BITENY - 11-14-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Jimbo
can you hear me now?
Someone needs to assasinate this man:
![[Image: verizon.jpg]](http://www.thebigt.com/verizon.jpg)
Funny..... - BITENY - 11-14-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Jimbo
nextel sucks...get verizon
Nah. I just switched from sprint to nextel. I'm fine where I'm at. :duh:
Funny..... - header - 11-14-2003
I owe Verizon $900 I Dont think they'll take me back And I am switching to Nextel from Sprint sometime soon.
Funny..... - Jimbo - 11-14-2003
verizon now has walkie talkie and the phones are cheaper and the network more reliable
nextel and verizon are clearly the top two providers though...everyone else is awful
Funny..... - header - 11-14-2003
Yeah my wife has to go outside to use her sprint phone. This is what is prompting the switch. I am never home so I couldn't care less what we have.
Funny..... - Jimbo - 11-14-2003
I don't even have a landline...cell phone for everything - cable modem for internet
Funny..... - header - 11-14-2003
I have a landline with caller ID most of the times it rings it says unknown caller thus I don't answer. I get a lot of messages for free trips to disney and shit like that.
Funny..... - Ronin - 11-14-2003
Quote:Originally posted by BITENY
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, \"Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination.\"
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
\"Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?\"
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, \"Did I
understand
you right? Is the captain a woman?\"
\"Yes,\" said the attendant, \"In fact, this entire crew is female.\"
\"My God,\" said Joe, \"I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know
what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit.\"
\"That's another thing sir,\" said the attendant,
\"We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office.\"
HA, HA!!! <font size=-2>[whispers]I don't get it.[/whispers]</font>
Funny..... - BITENY - 11-14-2003
COCK pit- men
BOX office- women.
Get it now? :duh:
Funny..... - Jimbo - 11-14-2003
never explain, just ask 460.