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Workplace Etiquette - 60FeetUnderWater - 01-06-2004
there you go Keyser, I throw the soft lob over the plate and you turned it into a bloop double into center field. Good job.
$19.55
Workplace Etiquette - Keyser Soze - 01-06-2004
are you kidding me? im ashamed i actually let myself post that.
Workplace Etiquette - 60FeetUnderWater - 01-06-2004
well, I was just trying to be nice. and I didn't call it a "home run"..just a double...
very well, back up to $20.55 you go.
It could have been worse, I could have taken your line and said: "No, I already dated your moms!! OOOHHH!!!!"
but ya see, that would have been dull.
Keeping this on topic:
I wonder how many of you upon realizing that you suddenly had to "drop a duece", knowing that you only had maybe 15 minutes left in your work day, decide to take a shit at work anyways as opposed to holding it until you get home?
I don't know about y'all but I love to get paid for taking a nice dump. I know I ain't right but...
I ain't wrong either.
Workplace Etiquette - Sloats - 01-06-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
You sir aren’t a gentleman.
more like a sucker. If she ain't layable, she ain't recognizable.
Workplace Etiquette - 60FeetUnderWater - 01-06-2004
Sloats is the true anti-gentleman. and racist to boot.
what a package.
Workplace Etiquette - Sloats - 01-06-2004
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Sloats is the true anti-gentleman. and racist to boot.
what a package.
Just married and a home owner.
Workplace Etiquette - madmick - 01-06-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Sloats is the true anti-gentleman. and racist to boot.
what a package.
Just married and a home owner.
Pussy whipped slave for the banker man.
Workplace Etiquette - Sloats - 01-06-2004
Allow me to explain the home owner thing:
Home ownership is about one thing: the value of your loan cannot exceding the value of your house. This also has a secondary coorilary: A person's house tends to be their largest investment. Unlike stocks and mutual funds, this investment needs constant attention and has one driving principle: you want some one else to pay more for your house. You can limit it to a more specific population since white people are more wealthy: You want another white person to pay a lot more for your house. How do you do that? Well there are general maintainance issues, landscaping and decorations for sure are the top things you can do, but the neighborhood also is a driving force in the value of a house. If a house is in a crime-free neighborhood with good schools, well then there is certainly one thing that is not in your neighborhood: Indians.
Workplace Etiquette - Toronto Hottie - 01-07-2004
If somebody stunk up my personal smelling space, boss or not, I'd call them on it.
I'd at least ensure they wouldn't do it again.
I'd proclaim loudly: "Jesus Christ, who the hell let that one go????? Somebody needs to spend some time in the bathroom. I'll puke on the desk of the culprit if I find out which one of you disgusting pee-ons nearly shit your pants".
Then I'd make a bad face and leave the general area until the smell cleared.
Workplace Etiquette - Sloats - 01-07-2004
and that is why you are single. Constant "ME" focus. Couples that have a sense of humor about their farts are two times more likely to last.