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If you could get away with: - kindred - 05-23-2003
Murder: The middle aged asshole driving a Mercedes that decided to come over in my lane without signaling. I tapped my horn and rode his ass...for which I receive a smug middle finger. How mature. Who the fuck does he think he is?
Grand Theft: Money. What else.
Rape: Vin Diesel. He's my new obsession.
If you could get away with: - tinymike - 05-23-2003
since no one has taken the initiative, I'll say it:
- Kill: Ken (slowly and painfully)
- Rob: Ken's dignity (what's left of it)
- Rape: Ken (in the ass with a rusty jagged edged pipe with salt and alcohol poured on him afterwards)
ya think that was too harsh?
And before Ken posts it: No, I haven't been drinking, and no I haven't gone near the Jack Daniels bottle again. I just thought I'd violate his thread the way he seems to violate everyone elses.
If you could get away with: - KensPen - 05-23-2003
oh grow up!
you kill?
I mean who would you have sex with, assuming "NO" is not an answer...
mo-ron.
If you could get away with: - Goatweed - 05-23-2003
Quote:Rape: Vin Diesel. He's my new obsession
If you could get away with: - kindred - 05-23-2003
Aww....cheer up, Goaty!
There's always the beach party!!!
If you could get away with: - tinymike - 05-23-2003
Quote:Originally posted by KensPenYou first.....
oh grow up!
Quote:you kill?
normally, no. but in your case, I'll make an exception.
Quote: I mean who would you have sex with, assuming \"NO\" is not an answer...Who have you had sex with in the past? That would be your answer.
mo-ron.
If you could get away with: - Goatweed - 05-23-2003
Quote:Originally posted by kindred
Aww....cheer up, Goaty!
There's always the beach party!!!
but you're not obsessed with me - what am I doing wrong?
If you could get away with: - kindred - 05-23-2003
Buck up, camper! You still have two months to win me over!!! :moon:
If you could get away with: - Goatweed - 05-23-2003
I'll begin flooding your email inbox with nude pics tonight.
If you could get away with: - kindred - 05-23-2003
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