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I am going to start my own church..... - Rooner - 06-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
oh, wait..\"Indifference Guy\"?
(I was listening to the Big Brother bit the other day....don't mind me...)
kiss my ass.
I am going to start my own church..... - 60FeetUnderWater - 06-10-2003
right.
:confused:
I am going to start my own church..... - KensPen - 06-10-2003
There will be a LOT of prayer,
I want the ladies on their knees as much as possible.
I am going to start my own church..... - Rooner - 06-10-2003
Come on guys, religion is nothing to be joking around about.
I am going to start my own church..... - KensPen - 06-10-2003
who is joking......
you have NO idea what my communion is gonna be like...
"take, eat......"
I am going to start my own church..... - 60FeetUnderWater - 06-10-2003
Quote:Come on guys, religion is nothing to be joking around about.
...so then, God says...
"Poker? I hardly even KNOW her!"
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!1!!!!1!1!111!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :bouncy: :backflip: :rofl: :backflip: :bouncy: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am going to start my own church..... - 60FeetUnderWater - 06-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
who is joking......
you have NO idea what my communion is gonna be like...
\"take, eat......\"
*during one of Kens' sermons...*
"Your body is your temple...let me shoot a trey up in dat piece."
I am going to start my own church..... - KensPen - 06-10-2003
I am a pervert,
but I am not black,
try again.
I am going to start my own church..... - Rooner - 06-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
I am a pervert,
but I am not black,
try again.
*psst, ken, you know hes a minority, he cant help it*
I am going to start my own church..... - 60FeetUnderWater - 06-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
I am a pervert,
but I am not black,
try again.
ok. very well...
ahem....AHEM....
*once again, during one of Kens sermons...*
*whitest voice possible*
So God said, let there be intercourse. So, ladies of the congregation, I was wondering if you all wouldn't mind if we had intercourse. Yes, sexual intercourse. I can assure you all, I am clean. Here, I printed up the test results so you can see for yourself...
ECH. seee? no funny in that.
Rooner, I'm going to tie you up to a chair, find the Land o Lakes lady, and rape her right in front of you.
I will then smash her skull in with a loaded cornicopia and leave the body there, lifeless in front of you, for you to deal with after you've freed yourself from said chair.
I will then report you both to the U.S Bureau of Indian Affairs.
(all in the name of God, of course! yeah, my post now...it's TOPICAL! OOOH!!!)