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Best Drivers - Sloats - 06-25-2003
Gee.... under the reasoning of the article, all the guys in NASCAR are the worst drivers.
Actually, the best drivers are the dogs who sit in the front seat and never take the car out of park. Much safer than potheads.
Best Drivers - BARRY MANILOW - 06-25-2003
All I know is that 99% of the time that a driver pisses me off on the road, and I catch up to them to see what they look like they are either:
1) Old
2) Women
3) Asian/Immigrant
4) Any combination of 1-3
Best Drivers - Rooner - 06-25-2003
old asian women on a cell phone putting on make up=THE WORST!
Best Drivers - FollowThisLogic - 06-25-2003
I counted this morning.
I am not making this up.
I passed 5 women on the Parkway, in the 4 and 5-lane sections (between exit 129 and the Essex toll near 150), doing between 65 and 70 in the LEFT lane, and all of them were on fucking cell phones.
If that's safe driving, I prefer to live dangerously.
By the way, where are the accident stats in this article? I wouldn't be shocked if - SOBER - women get into more accidents than men.
Best Drivers - Rooner - 06-25-2003
I think this guy drives better than most women.
![[Image: toonces2.jpg]](http://www.mavericktimes.com/toonces2.jpg)
Best Drivers - Ninny - 06-25-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Women=safer drivers
Men=BETTER drivers
Stoned men=BEST drivers
So....... by this logic, stoned Hemaphrodites are the safest, bestest drivers of all?
Best Drivers - Rooner - 06-25-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Ninny
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Women=safer drivers
Men=BETTER drivers
Stoned men=BEST drivers
So....... by this logic, stoned Hemaphrodites are the safest, bestest drivers of all?
Ninny wins a prize!!
You can pick anything off the first shelf little girl.
