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Bathroom trips & washing hands - Hawt Baux - 08-18-2003
I never let my bare ass come in contact with the toilet seat.
I use my foot to push down on the handle(unless it is automatic flushing).
After i wash my hands i use my elbow tto press down on the paper-towel dispenser and when i am done i wipe down the sink handle i turned and the knob of the towel dispenser.
Then a paper towel to open the handle of the door.
Bathroom trips & washing hands - Rooner - 08-18-2003
Damn, it must suck to live in the city.
Bathroom trips & washing hands - Hasegawa - 08-18-2003
You people must have really weak immune systems. You'll be hospitalized during flu season...
Bathroom trips & washing hands - Bloody Anus - 08-18-2003
You know when I wash my hands?
When I shit on them!
Bathroom trips & washing hands - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-18-2003
Piss, wash your hands, take a dump, wash your hands. How hard is that??
Bathroom trips & washing hands - 60FeetUnderWater - 08-18-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Bloody Anus
You know when I wash my hands?
When I shit on them!
Bloody Anus has great hands....
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FOR HIM TO POOP ON!!!
Bathroom trips & washing hands - Kid Afrika - 08-18-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Bloody Anus
You know when I wash my hands?
When I shit on them!
Okay Mr. Carlin.
But seriously, I tend to agree to some extent. I'm not excessively paranoid about washing my hands when I use the restroom. I'll share my routine...
At the office I wash my hands whenever I use the restroom, but mostly as a courtesy to others that use the restroom. And also, because otherwise I wouldn't wash my hands all day long.
When traveling, I try to save dumps for my hotel room, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. In those cases I just wipe the seat down liberally and focus on keeping my johnson from touching the water or the bowl.
At home, I always wash my hands when I take a dump, but seldom after a piss.
People that open doors with tissues or paper towels in public restrooms should either kill themselves or start saving for their own private plastic bubble.
People that put down paper or hover over toilet seats, well you'll get what's coming to you some day because you're just that stoopid.
As for the jokes, the way I always heard it was, "...I was taught to keep my cock clean and not to piss on my hands."
Bathroom trips & washing hands - Six-Pack - 08-19-2003
Quote:I have observed this a few times while in the stall.
Well stop spending so much time masturbating and you wont see stuff like this.
Bathroom trips & washing hands - Lush - 08-19-2003
What's most disturbing is chicks that don't wash their hands. WHy??? You just wiped your cootch and you don't wash!!! It's so vile. I knew someone like that and I would wash my hands and she'd wait for me to do it. Get a fucking clue.
Bathroom trips & washing hands - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-19-2003
Yeah what she said. Yes, ladies, wash the coochie.