Quote:Originally posted by The Brain

Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
nah, I know you have a <s>good</s> <b>hard</b>on<s>e</s> on the back burner just waiting for the proper opening <b>in my ass</b>.

Of course the black man is gonna make a jail joke, thats like a jew making a synagogue joke.

We have audio of what Rooner was really doing this weekend> Cue up the tape:

<center><b>Jailhouse Rock</b>
<i>Elvis Presley</i>

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Number forty-seven said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see"
"I sure would be delighted with your company"
"Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

<instrumental interlude>

Sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
"If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,"
"No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
"I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

FADE
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock </center>

Quote:We have audio of what Rooner was really doing this weekend> Cue up the tape: Jailhouse Rock

Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
both do have ass-raping in common.

Quote:Originally posted by Rooner

Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
both do have ass-raping in common.

Is it raping when you ask me to do it?

Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess

Quote:Originally posted by Rooner

Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
both do have ass-raping in common.

Is it raping when you ask me to do it?

if you showed up, you would have known

Quote:

Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
what problem were you working on Sloats,
fire or the wheel?

Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Drunk then sleeping.