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I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - Flock of Moosen - 09-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Canadian ToolThat is just sad. And some people wonder why other countries consider us lazy. :disappointed:
This past July I went to Las Vegas for the week, when I hit security I did what was asked, and placed all my metal shit in that little cup thing before walking through the detector. In that cup was my key chain, which I had totally forgotten had one of those multi-purpose knife things, not a big knife or anything - but a knife, I kinda figured once I placed it in the cup I'd be losing it before getting on the plane and really had nobody to blame but myself for it.
Not a thing was said about it, fuck they didn't even look at it. My name isn't Mohammed and I don't wear sheets as clothes... but still.
Quote: The only thing that has really changed in the air since 9/11 is you no longer get a metal butter knife with your meal.Right there the terrorists have won. Have you ever tried cutting airline food with that thing?
I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - Toronto Hottie - 09-10-2003
I've driven across the border 4 times since 9/11.
I was really nervous the first time, had my passport, b/c, additional photo ID all prepared to hand over.
*custom's guy (didn't even take the mitt-full of ID I was extending)* Where were you born?
*me* Canada.
*him* Where are you headed?
*me* T&A with O&A!
*him (chuckle)* Okay, drive thru!!!
I was astounded. The following 3 times, one time a guy peeked into my van, the other 2, didn't look in my vehicle AT ALL.
AT ALL
I should consider drug-running.
I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - Canadian Tool - 09-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I've driven across the border 4 times since 9/11.
I was really nervous the first time, had my passport, b/c, additional photo ID all prepared to hand over.
*custom's guy (didn't even take the mitt-full of ID I was extending)* Where were you born?
*me* Canada.
*him* Where are you headed?
*me* T&A with O&A!
*him (chuckle)* Okay, drive thru!!!
I was astounded. The following 3 times, one time a guy peeked into my van, the other 2, didn't look in my vehicle AT ALL.
AT ALL
I should consider drug-running.
with the price of pot in Buffalo, you'd make a good buck doing it :lol:
Ever cross during a snowstorm? the lazy fucks won't even consider leaving that little booth to look in your car.
I'm tellin ya, thats the best time to smuggle anything across.
I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - Toronto Hottie - 09-10-2003
Wanna team up?
I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-10-2003
50 units of 10mg ritalin
50 units of 250mg percocets
3 ounces of northern lights.
1 "8 ball".
I'll be waiting Hottie. Let me know when you've reached Jersey, ok? :bouncy:
I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - WhiteFolks - 09-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I've driven across the border 4 times since 9/11.
I was really nervous the first time, had my passport, b/c, additional photo ID all prepared to hand over.
I was astounded. The following 3 times, one time a guy peeked into my van, the other 2, didn't look in my vehicle AT ALL.
Maybe you were just yapping so much he just wanted to get rid of you
you - yap.. yap.. whitefolks.. yap.. yap.. cocksmoker... yap yap..
him - listen lady we all know whitefolks is a cocksmoker... just drive on thru..
(and look.. i didnt say "fuck off twat"
:grin:
I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - Toronto Hottie - 09-10-2003
Warming up to me. I told you I'd fuck you 'till you loved me.
Prick.
I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-10-2003
"WAHHH I wish the Kiddie Table people would leave me alone. WAHHH"
and I changed my percocet order to 30 units. thank you.
Ritalin is MORE GOODER. :nod:
I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - Canadian Tool - 09-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Wanna team up?
only if we get to smoke the profit
I guess unless you are a major airline, security is not important - Toronto Hottie - 09-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Canadian Tool
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Wanna team up?
only if we get to smoke the profit
*spits on hand*
Done deal. I'm rolling though, unless you know how to put a filter in it.............