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Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - sweet angel - 11-12-2003

Quote:Originally posted by header
Anyone who doesn't pick up or enjoy sarcasm isn't going to feel better after that apology.

Maybe not, but at least it's honest and not some contrived effort to try to get out of the dog house.


Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - header - 11-12-2003

I wouldn't know. I don't believe I've ever been in the dog house. If I have been I was prolly too focused on playing video games or post whoring to notice.


Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - Wookies Cruel Circus - 11-12-2003

I say enjoy the solitude of her not talking to (read: bothering) you while you can get it.
She'll start talking to you again when the gutters need cleaning or a spider needs smooshing or somesuch...


Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - Flock of Moosen - 11-13-2003

Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
I then tell her that the sales girl would love it herself if someone bought it for her

When you returned it, you should have tried to get some from the sales girl. Big Grin


Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - bigdikblack - 11-13-2003

Instead of buying her a coat, you should have bought her a thong. You probably would have gotten lucky that night. :grin2:


Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - Black Lazerus - 11-13-2003

Grumpys wife dosen't like thongs. she likes bloomers.


Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - Contra - 11-19-2003

Quote:When the fuck am I gonna learn to keep my big fat trap shut.

When are you going to learn that marraige is not the answer?:confused:


Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - Crack Hitler - 11-19-2003

marraige is never the answer, i hear marriage is no picnic either


Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - Contra - 11-20-2003

That may be true, but I hear mirages are pretty sweet.


Sarcasm will not get you laid.... - header - 11-20-2003

uhhh