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Only in Toronto - The Brain - 12-12-2003
Quote:Particularly egregious were the injuries presumably sustained by \"Ten Little Monkeys,\" who begin the rhyme jumping on a bed but by its end are nowhere to be found.That's just absurd.
That leaves only one conclusion, according to the paper: Each monkey must have sustained a major head or spinal injury.
Everybody knows that monkey #10 found a basketball, and they went outside to play some 5-on-5.
What? Why's everyone looking at me like that?
* DING DING DING *
Only in Toronto - Toronto Hottie - 12-12-2003
I thought it was 12 Monkeys?
Basketball is for fags.
Only in Toronto - GreasyItalianPrincess - 12-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Faceman
maybe it is an overage of gip?
Protein processes pretty quick.
Only in Toronto - The Brain - 12-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto HottieConsidering how Dr. James Naismith, <a href=http://www.ku.edu/heritage/graphics/people/naismith.html target=new>a <b>Canadian</b></a>, invented the game, you may be on to something.
Basketball is for fags.
<font color=4e4e4e>Oh yeah, Canadian hockey is the pussiest sport EVAR. After Nascar. No, on second thought, it leads Nascar by a full length.</font>
Only in Toronto - JimmyBlueEyes - 12-12-2003
Well, being a former EMT, there really isn't much one can do for Humpty Dumpty other than check vitals and then pronounce the poor fucker dead.
As for Jack and Jill, put em each on a backboard, and collar them both. Check vitals and start high flow O2. Check for any other signs of trauma, and splint any obvious fractures. Ice packs as necessary and cut off the clothes. Transport to the nearest trauma center and then giggle about these stupid kids not being careful up on that hill.
Although it isn't in the aritcle, the lady who gets her nose bit off by the blackbird baked in a pie...Ice gauze and get a good plastic surgeon..