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Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - header - 01-06-2004
This is from the NJ Lotto laws I am guessing the Ohio laws wouldn't be much different.
Quote: 5:9-17 Unclaimed prize money
Unclaimed prize money for the prize on a winning ticket or share shall be retained by the director for the person entitled thereto for 1 year after the drawing in which the prize was won. If no claim is made for said money within such year, the prize money shall be allocated to State institutions and State aid for education in the same manner as lottery revenues are allocated for such purposes under this act.
*wooops ok now its just the part I wanted and not the whole friggin page. sorry.
Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - Hoon - 01-06-2004
I read that twice to make sure I understood..
Now I can't remember where I put my friggen car keys.
But this one made me feel proud to be an American..
5:9-13.2 List of persons in arrears of child support; list of persons receiving overpayments of public assistance
Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - Hoon - 01-06-2004
Quote: If no claim is made for said money within such year, the prize money shall be allocated to State aid for education in the same manner as lottery revenues are allocated for such purposes under this act.
Just as I suspected.
It goes to the niggers.
Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - Black Lazerus - 01-06-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Hoon
Quote: If no claim is made for said money within such year, the prize money shall be allocated to State aid for education in the same manner as lottery revenues are allocated for such purposes under this act.
Just as I suspected.
It goes to the niggers.
There are a lot more trailer parks than ghettos in Ohio.
Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - header - 01-06-2004
We all know that states' educations funds go to the public schools in rich white neighborhoods first anyway.
Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - TheDude - 01-06-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
There are a lot more trailer parks than ghettos in Ohio.
I see you have never been to Cleveland
Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - Hoon - 01-06-2004
A wise man once said,
"You don't have to be black..
To be a nigger ".
No. But it sure helps your accuracy when firing from a bell tower.
Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - 60FeetUnderWater - 01-06-2004
Cleveland.
I'ev been there. The Dude speaks the truth.
and if anything, upon finding the ticket and cashing it, I'd give the woman a crisp $100 bill and tell her these exact words:
"Thank you for being a dumb, careless and apparently highly unorganized idiot. Now go buy yourself a Trapper Keeper. Enjoy your crispy hunded dollar bill, BEOTCH!"
Then I'd jump into my shiny brand new hovercraft and be out dat piece.
Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - header - 01-06-2004
TRAPPER KEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROCK!
Unlucky Lottery or Sucks To Be You? - 60FeetUnderWater - 01-06-2004
actually, on second thought, I wouldn't be as rude.
I'd find that poor woman and simply say:
"Here's $100 for ya. Once you spend it, just think about how much more you would have left if only you didn't lose that ticket, BEOTCH!!"
[jumps into Hovercraft...leaves]
Finders keepers, losers weepers. It's like header said, once you purchase it, you have to treat that ticket as if you already won it; protect it as if it was the Ring that rules them all.