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someone give me - MYLF - 05-06-2003
Whatever Ken's status should be, it should start with "In this status..."
someone give me - KensPen - 05-06-2003
I make such pronouncements all the time.
"In this car, I shall drive to work"
"In this toilet, I shall move my bowels"
I feel it adds importance to lifes mundane tasks.
someone give me - SLASH - 05-06-2003
And tomorrow it will be, "In this bed, I give SLASH fellatio."
someone give me - KensPen - 05-06-2003
something like that.
someone give me - SLASH - 05-06-2003
Ya got a tongue ring?
someone give me - KensPen - 05-06-2003
no whistles and bells,
I get by with sheer technique and determination.
someone give me - SLASH - 05-06-2003
I have determination,
till my ADD kicks in.
someone give me - KensPen - 05-06-2003
when you say,
"I dropped my fork, would you get it for me"
I'll know that is the code for,
"I'll allow you to hob my knob"
someone give me - SLASH - 05-06-2003
If I ask you to get my fork for me, then it will be code for you hobbing my knob
someone give me - Toronto Hottie - 05-07-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
someone woke up on the wet side of the bed today.
Shut up. I haven't peed the bed in weeks.
who said anything about peeing?
Puhhhhlease. I haven't shit the bed in months.