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Father of the year. - Topper Harley - 03-26-2004

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Father of the year. - Rooner - 03-26-2004

Quote:Originally posted by BITENY
You should start showing him consumption junction now.
He's getting to that advanced stage.

*sniff, sniff*

Is that condescension I smell? Do not trifle with me my sweet drewish princess, I feign ignorance well. Do not doubt my knowledge base.


Father of the year. - Topper Harley - 03-26-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Theyre from that fuckin spongemonkey site. Im sick of you fuckers doubting me!

but how much research did it take? header just knew.


Father of the year. - Rooner - 03-26-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Topper Harley
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Theyre from that fuckin spongemonkey site. Im sick of you fuckers doubting me!

but how much research did it take? header just knew.

How the hell would I research a picture? I knew I saw that cat somewhere, I just couldnt remember where, then I coughed, a piece of resin got knocked loose from my brain and I remembered. Im hurt by your words Topper.


Father of the year. - header - 03-26-2004

thanks top.

Back to the subject at hand. My son watches a steady flow of disney, elmo, and spongebob videos. All the while, he is very active so fortunately is not yet turning into a lazy fatass like myself. He watches videos so I don't have to deal with the subsequent whining temper tantrums when he sees a cheeseburger on a commercial and wants to hit mcdonalds.


Father of the year. - Black Lazerus - 03-26-2004

Quote:Originally posted by header
A pint-sized FU to myself. Not a major tragedy but I fell asleep with the TV on tuned to comedy central.

My son normally comes in to our room around 5am and I turn on sesame street or whatever kid show is on so he'll sit nicely while I catch another 30 or so minutes of sleep.

I woke up at 2am or something this morning to find him watching crank yankers. Who knows what spoonie luv taught this little parrot to say.

:disappointed:


you only have to worry if he asks "where are the bitches at, yo."


Father of the year. - Topper Harley - 03-26-2004

Quote:Originally posted by header
thanks top.


anytime my truly worthy triplet counterpart


Father of the year. - Sloats - 03-26-2004

Quote:Originally posted by header
A pint-sized FU to myself. Not a major tragedy but I fell asleep with the TV on tuned to comedy central.

My son normally comes in to our room around 5am and I turn on sesame street or whatever kid show is on so he'll sit nicely while I catch another 30 or so minutes of sleep.

I woke up at 2am or something this morning to find him watching crank yankers. Who knows what spoonie luv taught this little parrot to say.

:disappointed:

It could be worse, you could have woken up and been watching him cranking his yank.


Father of the year. - header - 03-26-2004

Yeah that would be a disturbing image being that he's 2.


Father of the year. - IrishAlkey - 03-27-2004

Quote:He watches videos so I don't have to deal with the subsequent whining temper tantrums when he sees a cheeseburger on a commercial and wants to hit mcdonalds.

Yeah, blame him because you've spent a majority of your life at McDonalds.