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Dead Cat Jokes - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-09-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
By the time I read the board, I didn't see that. Had I seen it, I would have had the same reaction.
well, that's you.
I tried to show some respect for a man's father dying.
Cats don't get the same respect from me. Not this one, at least. I never met him/her/it.
Dems the breaks.
Perhaps I'll dedicate my next order of beef lo mein to Rumple. I'll even pour out a bit of soy sauce out on the curb.
Dead Cat Jokes - GreasyItalianPrincess - 09-09-2004
a Stephen Lynch song is coming to mind
Dead Cat Jokes - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-09-2004
If ye loveth Jesus you should....
Dead Cat Jokes - jewdown - 09-09-2004
Special Ed?
Dead Cat Jokes - header - 09-09-2004
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Perhaps I'll dedicate my next order of beef lo mein to Rumple. I'll even pour out a bit of soy sauce out on the curb.
You're really running the whole chinese food angle into the ground. YOu didn't think this thread through before creating it did you?
Dead Cat Jokes - GreasyItalianPrincess - 09-09-2004
You all better hope Steve C doesn't see this thread.
Dead Cat Jokes - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-09-2004
Quote:Originally posted by header
You're really running the whole chinese food angle into the ground. YOu didn't think this thread through before creating it did you?
Well, to me, "dead cat" = awful chinese food jokes, everytime.
Do you think you can do better?
Bring it! Thats why I made this thread.
America! Land of opportunity!
Dead Cat Jokes - header - 09-09-2004
I am trying but I don't see much funny about a dead kitten. Maybe I'm just too damn sensitive.
Dead Cat Jokes - GreasyItalianPrincess - 09-09-2004
if it was beer battered, you'd appreciate the kitten more.
Dead Cat Jokes - header - 09-09-2004
If it helps your thread any I found it fun to skin and disect a cat in Anatomy class in high school.