I own you all - Printable Version

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I own you all - Black Lazerus - 11-07-2003

Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
btw..that's an ostrich

don't blame him he went here

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I own you all - IrishAlkey - 11-07-2003

I apologize for comparing Hottie to an ostrich instead of a flamingo.

I did not foresee the grand repercussions to this unforgiveable (insert fancy word here that means 'mistake' since I obviously can't spell worth a shit).

Feel free to take your head out of the sand and lift one leg to your side.

Be the best flamingo you can be.

I own you all - header - 11-07-2003

Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
How DO you keep misplacing it?

Detachable Penis

It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

I own you all - Toronto Hottie - 11-07-2003

Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I apologize for comparing Hottie to an ostrich instead of a flamingo.

I did not foresee the grand repercussions to this unforgiveable (FUCKUP).

Feel free to take your head out of the sand and lift one leg to your side.

Be the best flamingo you can be.

Tsk tsk. And you're supposed to be the clever one.

I own you all - IrishAlkey - 11-07-2003

This place drains any cleverness I once had out of me.

I own you all - KensPen - 11-07-2003

Alkey calls muslims, "zebra jockies".

I own you all - IrishAlkey - 11-07-2003

I call Laz "jungle ferret".

I own you all - KensPen - 11-07-2003

Hawt Bawx and Angel will be excused from my mandatory wow requirements.

I own you all - Black Lazerus - 11-07-2003

Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I call Laz \"jungle ferret\".

?????????????:disappointed:

I own you all - Rooner - 11-07-2003

Well, this got old fast. Whats on TV?