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this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - 60FeetUnderWater - 11-12-2003
Bite, I wasn't the only one telling you to get rid of that prick - I deserve no thanks here.
but hey, glad I could help.
Lush - I refuse to cut corners/beat around the bush/sugarcoat anything today so I will just ask directly:
why are you so fuckin' stupid? How can you recognize the error of your ways and yet not make a change? Its women like you that I feel like choking the shit out of.
(now, let me guess, that just turned you on and now you wanna meet me for drinks, am I right?? huh?? :duh: )
this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - header - 11-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
why are you so fuckin' stupid? How can you recognize the error of your ways and yet not make a change? Its women like you that I feel like choking the shit out of.
(now, let me guess, that just turned you on and now you wanna meet me for drinks, am I right?? huh?? :duh: )
:lol::lol: That was the greatest pick up line ever.
this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - Black Lazerus - 11-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by SloatsYou only have one because your married.
Rule # 1: Don't be a friend to a woman. If she wants to treat you like a friend, then you are not making yourself attractive to her, thus never will, and will forever be blindly climbing the \"Friendship\" Ladder.
Women have a 2 ladder system: one for friends, one more bangs. Men only have one.
I have few female freinds those that I have are family.
ladder 1. if your cute I am trying to bang you
ladder 2. if your not cute you can be my friend.
this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - Sloats - 11-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Quote:Originally posted by SloatsYou only have one because your married.
Rule # 1: Don't be a friend to a woman. If she wants to treat you like a friend, then you are not making yourself attractive to her, thus never will, and will forever be blindly climbing the \"Friendship\" Ladder.
Women have a 2 ladder system: one for friends, one more bangs. Men only have one.
I have few female freinds those that I have are family.
ladder 1. if your cute I am trying to bang you
ladder 2. if your not cute you can be my friend.
I'm ladderless.
I have no female friends. (Except for family) I'm trying to look up the skirts of every female, despite the fact I will bang none.
this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - Sloats - 11-12-2003
Ladder System Detailed
this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - Sloats - 11-12-2003
Ladder System Detailed
this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - Lush - 11-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Lush - I refuse to cut corners/beat around the bush/sugarcoat anything today so I will just ask directly:
why are you so fuckin' stupid? How can you recognize the error of your ways and yet not make a change? Its women like you that I feel like choking the shit out of.
(now, let me guess, that just turned you on and now you wanna meet me for drinks, am I right?? huh?? :duh: )
That was the funniest thing I've heard all today. Now since you made me laugh you're put into the friend catergory
HA HA:lol:
this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - header - 11-12-2003
Quote:Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you:
• \"You're like a brother to me\"
• \"You're like a big teddy bear\".
• \"I feel like I can talk to you about anything\"
• \"You're so nice\"
• \"Can you help me with my homework\"
Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Bad memories.
Good feelings gone. Must get angry.
:fire::fire::fire::mad:
this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - 60FeetUnderWater - 11-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Lush
That was the funniest thing I've heard all today. Now since you made me laugh you're put into the friend catergory
HA HA:lol:
You won't be calling me a friend once I'm done giving you the Robin Givens treatment.
Now, get over here and take your beating.
Afterwards, I'll buy you a drink. I promise I'll change too. I love you.
this is why I\'m hating bitches today... - Lush - 11-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWaterDon't worry you can throw the remote at me or pee on my door anytime
Quote:Originally posted by Lush
That was the funniest thing I've heard all today. Now since you made me laugh you're put into the friend catergory
HA HA:lol:
You won't be calling me a friend once I'm done giving you the Robin Givens treatment.
Now, get over here and take your beating.
Afterwards, I'll buy you a drink. I promise I'll change too. I love you.