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Workplace Etiquette - Mister Grumpy Gills - 01-07-2004 Hoon, do you know what eases me to sleep? That in Logans Run, you'd be dead by now. Workplace Etiquette - JimmyBlueEyes - 01-07-2004 Yell out JEEESUS CHRIST YOU STINKY BITCH!!!! and then move along on your merry way, problem solved. Workplace Etiquette - Hoon - 01-07-2004 Quote:Originally posted by Mister Grumpy Gills You know, one day I'll run into you selling puppies outside a grocery store for a living and it's a comment like that which'll make you lose the sale. Workplace Etiquette - Mister Grumpy Gills - 01-07-2004 How many boards will you be posting on by then? Workplace Etiquette - Hoon - 01-07-2004 Whichever board Ken is at because as you know... I can't function without him. Workplace Etiquette - Toronto Hottie - 01-07-2004 Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes Jimmy wins. Just imagine the reaction. Workplace Etiquette - header - 01-07-2004 Ahh what an exciting collection of topics to comment on but getting paid to take a shit is great. Here's the workplace etiquette that I and my cowokers follow. I take a shit in the office bathroom. Office is on the upper floor of an old colonial house so its a residential bathroom but it has no vent or anything like that so I have to crack the window. One day I forget to do that and the chick that works here catches the scent with her superpowered nasal abilities and makes a fuss about it. This bitch went as far as to go in there and light a match. I wouldn't have cared if she did it quietly but it was like a whole production. Meanwhile when she's walking around the office with her stinky ass bare feet and I make a comment about how they stink she gets all upset and my matter-of-fact comment. Fuck her. I'll leave the window closed more often now. Workplace Etiquette - Hoon - 01-07-2004 Quote:Meanwhile when she's walking around the office with her stinky ass bare feet and I make a comment about how they stink she gets all upset and my matter-of-fact comment. Strategically place bits of broken Coke viles in obscure areas throught the office. Then sit back and wait for the comedy to begin. Workplace Etiquette - Drunken GW - 01-07-2004 blaming your faulty bum on others is no way to solve the problem Workplace Etiquette - header - 01-07-2004 who blamed it on others? certainly not me. |