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Dead Cat Jokes - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-09-2004
Quote:Originally posted by header
If it helps your thread any I found it fun to skin and disect a cat in <s>Anatomy</s> <font color=red> chinese food </font> class in high school.
see? I can't help it.
Dead Cat Jokes - header - 09-09-2004
pathetic. It'd be funny if the jokes were actually funny.
Dead Cat Jokes - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-09-2004
I'm not even trying. I'm just throwing 'em all out there.
Dead Cat Jokes - madmick - 09-09-2004
Police: Puppy Shot Man Trying To Kill Dogs
To bad the pup didn't aim better.
Dead Cat Jokes - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-09-2004
Dogs are better than cats anyways!
Let the puppy have his own triumphant thread!
Please, lets keep this on topic, ok?
I'll help. (thanks to 2 contributers who shall remain nameless)
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
She asked if it was dead or alive.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?", she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst' and he didn't move."
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and now, one more!!
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Cats have nine lives.
But rumple sure didn't!
WHAMMO!
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Dead Cat Jokes - Buttmunch - 09-09-2004
I must say that you are being a true asshole about this.
Dead Cat Jokes - GreasyItalianPrincess - 09-09-2004
60 don't like pussy.
Dead Cat Jokes - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-09-2004
I love pussy, just not dead, rigor-mortis pussy.
Buttmunch - you have a right to your opinion. BTW, I had/have no idea what you were coming from regarding the balloon knot inquiry which is why I said not a peep about it.
Dead Cat Jokes - Buttmunch - 09-09-2004
My point is that you've made your point.
Now, you're just beating a dead cat.
Dead Cat Jokes - 60FeetUnderWater - 09-09-2004
ok, ok, I get your point.
No more dead cat jokes
...unless they're REALLY funny.