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How about some old schoolin? - reefdwella - 08-07-2003
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
How about some old schoolin? - The Brain - 08-08-2003
Quote:Originally posted by reefdwellaOh snap... yo mama is GIP? :o
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and <b>hold a twinkie</b> on the other side just to get her through!
And yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
How about some old schoolin? - EMB - 08-08-2003
Yo momma so fat, she wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
How about some old schoolin? - EMB - 08-08-2003
Yo momma so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
How about some old schoolin? - The Brain - 08-08-2003
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
How about some old schoolin? - reefdwella - 08-08-2003
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
How about some old schoolin? - reefdwella - 08-08-2003
Yo momma is like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
How about some old schoolin? - reefdwella - 08-08-2003
Yo momma is like a shotgun; one cock and she blows!
How about some old schoolin? - The Brain - 08-08-2003
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Um... Levi's?"
Yo mama's so damn stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Plus, yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
How about some old schoolin? - Rooner - 08-08-2003
Yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.