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Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - Grizzly - 04-08-2004 Magdalena Hey! Ha! Ooh! There was a man A little ole man Who lived in Montreal With a wife and a kid And a car and a house And a teenage daughter With a see-thru blouse Who loved to grunt and ball-- And her name was Magdalena Magdalena . . . The little ole man Came home one night To his house in Montreal. He caught his daughter In the blouse by the light And he said to himself: "She looks all right!" And he reached for a tit And grabbed it tight And threw her up Against the wall (BLUE CROSS!) Magdalena . . . My daughter dear, Do not be concerned when your Canadian daddy comes near. My daughter dear Do not be concerned when your Canadian daddy comes near. I work so hard, Don't you understand, Making maple syrup For the pancakes of our land. Do you have any idea? What that can do to a man? What that can do to a man? Do you have any idea? What that can do to a man? What that can do to a man? The little ole man With the grubby little hand Who lived in Montreal Was drooling a bit As he reached for her tit And he said to himself: "This is gonna be it!" But the girl turned around And said: "Go eat shit!" And ran on down the hall. Right on, Magdalena! My daughter dear, Do not be concerned when your Canadian daddy comes near. My daughter dear Do not be concerned when your Canadian daddy comes near. I work so hard, Don't you understand, Making maple syrup For the pancakes of our land. Do you have any idea? What that can do to a man? What that can do to a man? Do you have any idea? What that can do to a man? What that can do to a man? (Tell 'em!) Magdalena, don't you tease me like this Right in the hallway with your blouse and your tits If your mommy ever finds us like this She'll call a lawyer, oh how mom will be pissed DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE DUH-DUH DEE-UH DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE DUH-DUH DEE-UH DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE DUH-DUH DEE-UH DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE DUH-DUH DEE-UH-WAH . . . Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena, daughter of the smog-filled winds of Los Angeles, I'd like to take you in the closet and take off your little clothes until you are virtually stark raving nude, spread mayonaise and kaopectate all over your body and take you down to Hollywood Boulevard and we can, we can walk down the streets by the stars that say Jon Provost and Leo G. Carroll together, baby. We can go dancing up at the Cinegrill can't you see it: Frank Pernell and us, until dark, don't you understand, my baby? I didn't mean, I didn't need, I mean . . . it was so hard for me . . . I just . . . I saw you standing under the Shell pest strip late last night, in the light, with your little nipples protruding through your little see-thru thingie, and I just said: 'My god, my god, I gave my sperm to this thing!' And now I just, oh, you got me so hard, I just, I don't know what to do, Magdalena, don't you understand? So I grabbed you, but, but don't hold it against me, I mean, your mom will never know, baby, and I wantcha to come back to me, I mean . . . do you understand me? I want you to . . . I'm down on my knees to ya, Magdalena! I wantcha ta walk back to me, baby, I wantcha to turn around by the Sparkletts machine. That's it! That's it! In the little chartreuse hallway with the little neon Jesus picture on the wall, and I want you to step, baby, I want you to walk back in your five inch spike heels that you got at Frederick's, same time you and your mommy got that crotchless underwear last year for Christmas, and I want you to stroll back to me, baby Walk back, baby, don'tcha understand me, baby? I want you to walk back I'm down on bended knees, baby I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I wanna take off your little training bra Don't you understand me? I'm gonna take off you little maroon hot pants I'm gonna get down on my knees, baby, dont'cha understand what I'm saying to you? Your mom will never know, she's playing bridge with the girls, and you and I . . . you and I go sucking som'thing, baby, it's just you and I, don'tcha understand? We can make love all night long, nobody will ever know, come on, Magdalena! Please, little girl, walk back to your daddy, what did I do that was so wrong? My God, I was only following the sexual impulse like I heard on the Johnny Carson Show from a book or something I wrote, I didn't know what I was doing I got carried away What can I say like . . . like . . . walk back, baby, come on, oh, please, you gotta walk back, baby, walk back, walk back to your daddy! Come on, Magdalena, to your daddy, baby, you gotta walk back, baby, walk back, walk back, baby, walk back, your mom will never know, your mom will never know, walk back, baby, walk back, walk back, baby, walk back, Magdalena, come back, come back to you daddy, walk back, baby, walk back, baby, walk, walk, walk, walk, WALK! Walk to your daddy, come on down, stroll it around of me, I'm down on my knees, don't you understand? Your mom will never know, I told you so . . . (I love you, Magdalena!) You know what . . . I said . . . Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-09-2004 Beastie Boys <b>Gratitude</b> Good times gone And you missed them What's gone wrong In your system Things they bounce Like a Spalding What'd you think Did you miss your calling It's so free This kind of feeling It's like life It's so appealing When you've got so much to say It's called gratitude & that's right! Good times gone But you feed it Hate's grown strong You feel you need it Just one thing Do you know what you think That the world owes you What's gonna set you free Look inside and you'll see When you've got so much to say It's called gratitude & that's right! Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-09-2004 2PAC <b>"All About U"</b> You probably crooked as the last trick Wanna laugh about how I got my ass caught up with this bad bitch? Thinking I had her but she had me in the long run Its just my luck I'm stuck fuckin with wrong one, uh Wise decisions based on lies we living Skandalous times is games like my religion You could be rolling with a thug Instead you with this sweet scrub Looking for some love In every club, I see you standing like you want it Well baby if ya got it better flaunt it Let the liquor help you get up on it I'm still tipsy from last night Bumpin in walls as I pause Addicted to the fast life I try to holler but you tell me you're taken Sayin you ain't impressed with the money I'm make Guess its true what they telling me Fresh out of jail lights hell for a black celebrity So thats the reason why I call And maybe you with it Fantasies of the sweatin Can I hit it? (hahaha) Addicted to the things you do Its still true what I'm saying Boo Cause this is All About U Every other city we go Every other video (its all about you) No matter where I go I see the same hoe [repeat] I'll make a promise if ya go with me Just let me know, I'll have you hollering My name out before I leave Nobody loves me I'm a thug nigga I only hang out with the criminals and the drug dealers I love niggas Cause we coming from the same place Witness me holler at a hoochie, see how quick the game takes How can I tell her I'm a playa And I don't even care Creep though Weed smokes in the air Everywhere I go, its all about the groupie hoes waiting for niggas at the end of every show I just seen ya in my friends video Never put you on my friends so here we go Follow the leader and peep the drama that I'm going through It's All About U (Yeah nigga, its All About U) [Chorus 2X] Is you sick from the dick or is it the flu? It ain't about you or your bitch ass crew Every other city we go and every video Explain to a nigga why I see the same shitty hoe You think it's all about you? Well, boo, I gets down like Dru and my nasty new niggas, too You couldn't hold me back It'll take a fatter track, a lyrical attack Or perhaps it was a visual bluff When I started to snaps all your ? Straight in control ?Flows are full? Why hold a cold stroll? Coldest set I told you I'm as gold And that's gold diggin Cold diggin a ? I slide in easily Try a grizzly Sluts know the cuts I came to fuck Try skeezin me Runnin up in this It's like ? when I bring ya the most I fuck a bitch from the West coast [Chorus 4X] (You know what I'm saying?) Every other city we go I see the same hoes In the studio, that kickin it in the video It's gotta be the same ass and thighs But you's a groupie baby, and don't look surprised I can see it in your eyes, that you ain't nothing but a trick Hanging with us, for some superstar dick Want an autograph placed on her napkin After she asks "Ain't you the Top Dogg and don't you be rappin?" She know whats crackin Peep shows like Luke From the limos, down to the Lexus coupes We be flossin, and all females love that Especially when you're dope, platinum, and your own ? So when I met you I really didn't have to say much Cause me alone Just made you want to taste and touch Don't be trippin if I run up in you and your whole crew I'ma still let you know girl, that it's all about you Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-09-2004 Jefferson Airplane White Rabbit One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small, And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall. And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call. call Alice When she was just small. When the men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low. Go ask Alice I think she'll know. When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead, And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's off her head Remember what the dormouse said: "Feed your head. Feed your head." Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - JJ - 04-11-2004 The Hollies - Bus Stop Bus Stop wet day she's there I say: Please share my umbrella. Bus comes bus goes she stays love grows Under my umbrella. AII that summer we enjoyed it Wind and rain and shine. That umbrella we employed it By August she was mine. E'very morning I would see her Waiting at the stop. Sometimes she'd shop And she would show me what she'd bought. Other people stared As if we were both quite insane. Some day my name And hers are going to be the same. That's the way the whole thing started. Silly but it's true Thinking of a sweet romance Beginning in that queue. Came the sun the ice was melting No more shelt'ring now. Nice to think that that umbrella Led me to a vow. Bus Stop wet day she's there I say: Please share my umbrella The Hollies - Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress) Saturday night I was down town working for the F.B.I. sitting in a nest of bad men iskey bottles piling high boot legging boozer on the west side full of people who are doing wrong just about to call up the D.A. man when I heard this woman singing a song. A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes my temperature started to rise she was a long cool woman in a black dress just a five nine beautiful tall with just one look I was a bad mess 'cos that long cool woman had it all. Saw her heading to the table well a tall walking big black cat when Charlie said "I hope that you're able boy" well I'm telling you she knows where it's at well suddenly we heard a siren and ev'rybody started to run a jumping out of doors and tables well I heard somebody shooting a gun. Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand and a she a holding my right and I told her don't get scared 'cos you're gonna be spared and I gotta be popular now if I wanna spend my living with a long cool woman in a black dress just a five nine beautiful tall with just one look I was a bad mess 'cos that long cool woman had it all had it all had it all had it all. Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-11-2004 OASIS Hello I don't feel as if I know you You take up all my time The days are long and the night will throw you away Coz the sun don't shine Nobody ever mentions the weather can make or break your day Nobody ever seems to remember life is a game we play We live in the shadows and we had the chance and threw it away And it's never gonna be the same Cos the years are following by like the rain And it's never gonna be the same 'Til the life I knew comes to my house and says Hello There ain't no sense in feeling lonely They got no faith in you But I've got a feeling you still owe me So wipe the shit from your shoes Nobody ever mentions the weather can make or break your day Nobody ever seems to remember life is a game we play We live in the shadows and we had the chance and threw it away And it's never gonna be the same Cos the years are following by like the rain And it's never gonna be the same 'Til the life I knew comes to my house and says Hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! It's good to be back Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - JJ - 04-11-2004 Oasis - Don't Go Away A Cold and frosty morning there's not a lot to say About the things caught in my mind As the day was dawning my plane flew away With all the things caught in my mind And I wanna be there when you're... Coming down And I wanna be there when you hit the ground So don't go away say what you say But say that you'll stay Forever and a day...in the time of my life Cos I need more time yes I need more time Just to make things right Damn my situation and the games I have to play With all the things caught in my mind Damn my education I can't find the words to say About all the things caught in my mind Me and you what's going on? All we seem to know is how to show The feelings that are wrong Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - JJ - 04-11-2004 Soul Asylum - Runaway Train Call you up in the middle of the night Like a firefly without a light You were there like a blow torch burning I was a key that could use a little turning So tired that I couldn't even sleep So many secrets I couldn't keep Promised myself I wouldn't weep One more promise I couldn't keep It seems no one can help me now I'm in too deep There's no way out This time I have really led myself astray Runaway train never going back Wrong way on a one way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here no there Can you help me remember how to smile Make it somehow all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded Life's mystery seems so faded I can go where no one else can go I know what no one else knows Here I am just drownin' in the rain With a ticket for a runaway train Everything is cut and dry Day and night, earth and sky Somehow I just don't believe it Runaway train never going back Wrong way on a one way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here nor there Bought a ticket for a runaway train Like a madman laughin' at the rain Little out of touch, little insane Just easier than dealing with the pain Runaway train never going back Wrong way on a one way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here nor there Runaway train never comin' back Runaway train tearin' up the track Runaway train burnin' in my veins Runaway but it always seems the same Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - GreasyItalianPrincess - 04-11-2004 Green Day Waiting I've been waiting a long time For this moment to come I'm destined For anything...at all Downtown lights will be shining On me like a diamond Ring out under the midnight hour No one can touch me now And I can't turn my back It's too late ready or not at all I'm so much closer than I have ever known... Wake up Dawning of a new era Calling...don't let it catch you falling Ready or not at all So close enough to taste it Almost...I can embrace this Feeling....on the tip of my tongue I'm so much closer than I have ever known... Wake up Better thank your lucks stars.... I've been waiting a lifetime For this moment to come I'm destined for anything at all Dumbstruck Colour me stupid Good luck You're gonna need it Where I'm going if I get there... At all.... Wake up Better thank your lucky stars.. Lyrics and nothing else... no reason for posting the lyrics, no theme to the lyrics, no sense, no nothing... just lyrics - GMANN - 04-15-2004 Hank Williams, Jr. Family Tradition Country music singers are a really close family but lately some of my kin folks have disowned a few otha's and me i guess its because i kinda changed my direction Lord, i guess i went and broke their family tradition they get on me wanna know Hank why do you drink? (Hank) why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? over and over everybody made my prediction so if i get stoned I'm just carryin' on an old family tradition I am very proud of my daddy's name although his kinda music and mine ain't exactly the same stop and think it over, put yourself in my position if i get stoned and sing all night long it's a family tradition Don't ask me Hank why do you drink? (Hank) why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? If I'm down in a Honky-Tonk, some ol' slicks tryin to give me friction I say leave me alone I'm singin all night long it's a family tradition Lord I have loved some ladies and I have loved Jim Beam and they both tried to kill me in 1973 when that doctor asked me, "Son how did you get in this condition?" I said hey sawbones I'm just carryin on an old family tradition So don't ask me Hank why do you drink? (Hank) why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? Stop and think it over, Try and put yourself in my unique position If I get stoned and sing all night long It's just a family tradition |