Forget Arnold!! - Tenbatsuzen - 08-13-2003
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Watch out California: the trash-talking, head-bashing Reebok pitch man known as "Terry Tate, Office Linebacker" is getting into the governor's race.
Tate made his name in a popular series of television commercials that debuted during the Super Bowl and depicted the hyper-muscular character's efforts to improve productivity at the fictitious company Felcher & Sons.
He does the job by conducting a supercharged, egomaniacal rampage through the company's offices, blind-siding employees who linger too long on break or fail to fill up the coffee-maker and taunting them as if they were sacked quarterbacks.
Now, Tate apparently wants to apply those management techniques to the state of California.
Lester Speight, the actor who plays Tate, filed to appear as an independent on the ballot in the Oct. 7 recall election under the name "Lester Terry Tate Speight," one of about 250 people who have declared an interest in succeeding Gov. Gray Davis.
Forget Arnold!! - 60FeetUnderWater - 08-13-2003
::after laying a vicious hit on a poor lil' soul in a voting booth::
[Terry Tate]
You BETTAH be voting for me otherwise, I'll be serving some slices of Triple Ts' pain cake and you WON'T want seconds of that! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Forget Arnold!! - Tenbatsuzen - 08-13-2003
**crashes into Gray Davis on the podium**
"BUDGETS CUTS? I'll show you cuts! I'll cut you down to the bone, baby!!"
Forget Arnold!! - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-14-2003
Thank you. I need the laugh today.
Forget Arnold!! - Flock of Moosen - 08-14-2003
Damn, I saw this on the Reebok site, but there it was written as if it was just a joke. I never thought this was actually real.
If I lived in Cali, I'd be torn as to who I'd vote for. Arnold or Terry? :confused:
Forget Arnold!! - kindred - 08-14-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
If I lived in Cali, I'd be torn as to who I'd vote for. Arnold or Terry? :confused:
My vote is for sale.
Serious inquiries, only.
Forget Arnold!! - Flock of Moosen - 08-14-2003
Quote:Originally posted by kindred
Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
If I lived in Cali, I'd be torn as to who I'd vote for. Arnold or Terry? :confused:
My vote is for sale.
Serious inquiries, only.
If you go with your status as your campaign slogan, you may just have a shot.
Forget Arnold!! - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-14-2003
Quote:If you go with your status as your campaign slogan, you may just have a shot.
I'd move to Cali for that.
Forget Arnold!! - Tenbatsuzen - 08-14-2003
After Arnold wins the election, I'd love to see an ad with Tate trying to tackle him, bouncing harmlessly off, then walking away sheepishly... "Sorry man... my bad..."
Forget Arnold!! - kindred - 08-14-2003
It's official...
Quote:Final List Of Candidates For California Recall Election
DEMOCRATS
Vikramjit S. Bajwa, Sonoma
Audie E. Bock, Alameda
Art Brown, Los Angeles
Cruz M. Bustamante, Sacramento
Robert Cullenbine, Santa Clara
Bob Lynn Edwards, Alameda
Warren Farrell, San Diego
Dan Feinstein, San Francisco
Larry Flynt, Los Angeles
Lorraine Fontanes, Los Angeles
Diana Foss, Santa Clara
Gerold Lee Gorman, Contra Costa
James Henry Green, San Francisco
Garrett Gruener, Alameda
Joe Guzzardi, San Joaquin
Ralph A. Hernandez, Contra Costa
Edward Thomas Kennedy, Trinity
David E. Kessinger, Riverside
Kelly P. Kimball, Los Angeles
Eric Korevaar, San Diego
Dick Lane, Santa Clara
Gary Leonard, Los Angeles
Calvin Y. Louie, San Francisco
Frank A. Macaluso, Jr., Tulare
Paul \"Chip\" Mailander, San Diego
Robert C. Mannheim, Los Angeles
Bruce Martin Margolin, Los Angeles
Paul Mariano, Contra Costa
Scott A. Mednick, Los Angeles
Jonathan D. Miller, San Mateo
John \"Jack\" Mortensen, Sacramento
Paul James Nave, Marin
Ronald Jason Palmieri, Los Angeles
Charles Chuck Pineda Jr., Sacramento
Bill Prady, Los Angeles
Daniel C. Ramirez, Imperial
Christopher Ranken, San Mateo
David Laughing Horse Robinson, Kern
Georgina Russell, Santa Clara
Darrin H. Scheidle, San Diego
Mike Schmier, Alameda
Christopher Sproul, San Francisco
Lawrence Steven Strauss, Los Angeles
Tim Sylvester, Santa Cruz
A. Lavar Taylor, Orange
Marc Valdez, Sacramento
William B. Vaughn, Contra Costa
Lingel H. Winters, Alameda
Jim Weir, Nevada
Michael J. Wozniak, Alameda
REPUBLICANS
Alex St. James, Los Angeles
Douglas Anderson, Ventura
John W. Beard, Los Angeles
Ed Beyer, Orange
Vip Bhola, Los Angeles
Cheryl Bly-Chester, Placer
Todd Carson, Orange
William S. Chambers, Placer
D. Logan Darrow Clements, Los Angeles
Robert A. Dole, Santa Clara
Gene Forte, Monterey
Richard Andrew Gosse, Marin
Jim Hoffmann, San Joaquin
S. Issa, Los Angeles
Michael Jackson, Los Angeles
Stephen L. Knapp, Santa Clara
Gino Martorana, Fresno County
Tom McClintock, Ventura
Dennis Duggan McMahon, San Francisco
Mike McNeilly, Los Angeles
Carl A. Mehr, San Diego
Jeffrey L. Mock, Los Angeles
Dorene Musilli, Sonoma
Robert C. Newman II, Riverside
Gregory J. Pawlik, Los Angeles
Heather Peters, Los Angeles
Bryan Quinn, Santa Clara
Reva Renee Renz, Orange County
Daniel W. Richards, San Bernardino
Kevin Richter, San Joaquin
Jamie Rosemary Safford, Placer
David Ronald Sams, Los Angeles
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Los Angeles
Bill Simon, Los Angeles
Randall D. Sprague, Sacramento
William James Tsangares, Los Angeles
Peter V. Ueberroth, Orange
James M. Vandeventer, Jr., Los Angeles
Paul Vann, Orange
Van Vo, Orange
Chuck Walker, Santa Cruz
Donald P. Wang, Alameda
INDEPENDENT
Brooke Adams, Orange
Angelyne, Los Angeles
Mohammad Arif, Los Angeles
Badi Badiozamani, San Diego
Joel Britton, Los Angeles
John Christopher Burton, Los Angeles
Michael Cheli, Sonoma
Gary Coleman, Alameda
Mary \"Mary Carey\" Cook, Los Angeles
Scott W. Davis, Santa Clara
Ronald J. Friedman, Los Angeles
Leo Gallagher, Los Angeles
Jack Grisham, Orange
Sara Ann Hanlon, Los Angeles
Stephen C. Henderson, Monterey
Arianna Huffington, Los Angeles
Trek Thunder Kelly, Los Angeles
Jerome Kunzman, Contra Costa
Todd Richard Lewis, Los Angeles
Mike P. McCarthy, San Luis Obispo
Robert McClain, Alameda
Darryl L. Mobley, Contra Costa
J. Leonard Padilla, Sacramento
Jeff Rainforth, Sacramento
Kurt E. Rightmyer, Los Angeles
Sharon Rushford, Santa Clara
George B. Schwartzman, San Diego
Richard J. Simmons, Los Angeles
B.E. Smith, Trinity
Patricia Tilley, Sacramento
Brian Tracy, San Diego
Nathan Whitecloud Walton, San Diego
GREEN
Peter Miguel Camejo, Sacramento
Ivan Alexander Hall III, Shasta
Maurice Walker, Alameda
Daniel T. Watts, Santa Clara
LIBERTARIAN
Ken Hamidi, Sacramento
John J. Hickey, San Mateo
Ned Fenton Roscoe, Napa
AMERICAN INDEPENDENT
Diane Beall Templin, San Diego
NATURAL LAW
Iris Adam, Orange
Darin Price, Humboldt
PEACE AND FREEDOM
C.T. Weber, Sacramento
Looks like CWebb is running for governor..
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