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Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - diceisgod - 10-10-2003
actually it's more of a joke...
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the 10 chickens and 1 handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
One Saturday night, the priest discovered that the cock rooster was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being
held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during
Sunday Mass.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?"
All the men stood up.
No, No", he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"
All the women stood up.
"Oh no!" he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who among
you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" Half
the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question:
Has anybody seen my cock?"
All the choirboys stood up.........................
Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - GMANN - 10-10-2003
wakka wakka wakka
Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - diceisgod - 10-10-2003
Actually it's more like "hoo hoo hoo" like the two old guys up in the balcony seats.
Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - Hawt Baux - 10-10-2003
Quote:Actually it's more like \"hoo hoo hoo\" like the two old guys up in the balcony seats.
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Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - The Man - 10-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by GMANN
wakka wakka wakka
Is there anything I say that doesn't get stolen by you people here?
Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - The Brain - 10-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by diceisgodAhem...
Actually it's more like \"hoo hoo hoo\" like the two old guys up in the balcony seats.
Quote:<font color=white><b>diceisgod</b></font>Must everything be spelled out for you?
<font color=yellow><b>Statler</b></font>
<font color=white><b>The Man</b></font>
<font color=yellow><b>Waldorf</b></font>
Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - diceisgod - 10-10-2003
That one post right there made me lose whatever tiny shredd of respect I may have had for you.
Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - The Man - 10-10-2003
Remember how those two guys were the only redeeming quality of that horrendous TV show?
Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - diceisgod - 10-10-2003
HOO HOO HOO!@!!!@!!
Actually it\'s more of a joke.... - The Brain - 10-10-2003
Quote:Originally posted by diceisgodWell, my task list is complete.
That one post right there made me lose whatever tiny shred<s>d</s> of respect I may have had for you.
<a href=http://www.tuscl.com/ target=new>Strip club road trip, anyone?</a>