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I have a fair request of the ladies... - 60FeetUnderWater - 10-16-2003
Can one of you please come by and visit....perhaps press your titties up on the glass for me?
and hey, write me sexy letters (u2us) too...
all these prisoners are too ugly for me to fuck. I think it's best for me to just stay in my cell and enjoy the sensuous words of a female while I pleasure myself.
I have a fair request of the ladies... - diceisgod - 10-16-2003
Fuck you
I have a fair request of the ladies... - 60FeetUnderWater - 10-16-2003
HOT.
keep'em coming DIG.
I have a fair request of the ladies... - Rooner - 10-16-2003
Some tips for you.
1)Dont piss off the CO's, they can make your life hell.
2)Get your commisary order in early.
3)Watch out for offers to go to the yard around 10 ish, thats when commisary gets delivered and the CO's love to make you miss it.
4)Dont get too lippy, theyll take the TV, then you just have everyone elses bitching to listen to.
5)Dont hang on your cell door, night sticks across the knuckles are quite painful.
6)Learn spades. STAT.
7)Dont eat the bologna sandwich, I dont know what meat that is, but it sure as hell aint bologna.