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I wanna be a window cleaner. - Toronto Hottie - 10-16-2003
Yep.
As I'm walking up to my building this morning, some guy almost drops right on my head, like James Bond.
He's been dangling off the building all day.
I bet that'd be fun as hell to do, and I bet you'd get a stellar tan in the summer.
If this software shit doesn't work out for me - that's my next career. :nod:
I wanna be a window cleaner. - Toronto Hottie - 10-16-2003
If the windows weren't tinted, I'd moon the little fucker.
I wanna be a window cleaner. - IrishAlkey - 10-16-2003
I'll let you practice by cleaning off my monitor.
I wanna be a window cleaner. - Toronto Hottie - 10-16-2003
I can't get a tan cleaning your monitor.
Screw you.
I wanna be a window cleaner. - Rooner - 10-16-2003
Dont you think you should know how to keep yourself clean before you worry about cleaning other shit?
I wanna be a window cleaner. - IrishAlkey - 10-16-2003
Your ass will end up just as red as if you'd been in the sun all day.
I wanna be a window cleaner. - Toronto Hottie - 10-16-2003
There's a joke in there somewhere about Rooner being an ass and a red man.
Let me stretch first.
I wanna be a window cleaner. - Toronto Hottie - 10-16-2003
I'm dying to smack the window and scare the bejeezus out of him.
I wonder how many people do that a day?
I wanna be a window cleaner. - IrishAlkey - 10-16-2003
Calculate the number of homeless in the world, then add one.
I wanna be a window cleaner. - Hosp - 10-16-2003
The fact that you can speak in complete sentences proably makes you over qualified to be a window washer.
But you'd be just right for topless pool cleaner. And look, no tan lines.