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Funny..... - BITENY - 11-14-2003
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
"Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand
you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know
what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant,
"We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office."
Funny..... - header - 11-14-2003
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Funny..... - BITENY - 11-14-2003
I know I know. I thought it was mildly humorous.
:disappointed:
Funny..... - header - 11-14-2003
It was Okay.
Funny..... - Jimbo - 11-14-2003
chirp chirp
Funny..... - header - 11-14-2003
Quote:Originally posted by BITENY
I know I know. I thought it was mildly humorous.
:disappointed:
At least your threads get replied to. I'm such a post-whorish failure and thread killer. :disappointed::disappointed:
Funny..... - BITENY - 11-14-2003
Are you chirping my Nextel?
Wow....I'm super-lame today.
Funny..... - Jimbo - 11-14-2003
nextel sucks...get verizon
Funny..... - header - 11-14-2003
I am convinced that my world will end when I finally switch over to Nextel. I can't stand to be bothered.
Funny..... - Jimbo - 11-14-2003
can you hear me now?