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FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - header - 12-05-2003
The difference between someone who's lived all their life in South Jersey (my neighbor) and someone who has lived most of their life in South Jersey but spent several winters in Michigan (me)...
I get out of my house start up my car and brush the snow (maybe 2 inches) off of my car and I'm on my way.
The idiot neighbor has had his car running for 15 minutes he brushed it off scraped it and he is now shoveling the tiny amount of snow off of his 10 yard long driveway (like he's gonna get stuck.
But I am actually saying Fuck you to those drivers who despite the fact that the roads are totally plowed and the road is just wet (kinda like if it had just rained), they still feel the need to drive 25MPH IN A FUCKING 55!. Hitting the brake every five seconds slowing down around every hint of a fucking turn. I don't have time for this I gotta get to work. Quit being pussies and drive like you mean it!
Stupid pansy ass crybabies.
:mad::fire::mad::fire::mad::fire:
FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - RapeFantasizer - 12-05-2003
Wow, it didn't snow one flake here.
FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - header - 12-05-2003
Yeah it's a weird storm front that is just like sitting on top of us down here.
FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - RapeFantasizer - 12-05-2003
That's what you get for living in jersey.
FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - header - 12-05-2003
What snow? or having to share the road with idiots?
FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - RapeFantasizer - 12-05-2003
Both.
FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - header - 12-05-2003
In five years I may be back in Michigan. Then I'll have to deal with snow everday.
FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - RapeFantasizer - 12-05-2003
But at least you won't be in fuckin jersey.
FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - header - 12-05-2003
I prefer Jersey, it gives me reason to complain.
FU to non snow driving mother fuckers! - RapeFantasizer - 12-05-2003
I guess I'm jealous then, if the only thing you have to complain about is that you live in jersey. I could give you a huge list of stuff I can complain about.