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FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - The Man - 01-08-2004
I feel so stupid. I JUST noticed that I'm dressed like a bum!
So, I’m wearing my Ralf Lauren blue pinstripe suit. Of course I only wear Carlo Franco ties (though I might pick up some Hermes ones eventually), today a brilliant red one with some dark blue (but that’s neither here nor there). Now, rightfully, I grabbed one of my brown Versace belts, but the frustrating thing is that in my haste, I inadvertantly grabbed my black Salvatore Ferragamo shoes instead of the brown Hermes ones which looked IDENTICAL thanks to the poor lighting in my walk-in closet. So though my suit, tie, Oxxford shirt, pure silver cufflinks look wonderfully together, I’ve got black shoes on!
Luckily, nobody has noticed yet. If they did, I would JUST DIE! I’m going to have one of the assistants pick up my lunch for me so I don’t have to leave my office and have everyone notice that I’m dressed like a farmer.
UGH! How could I have been so careless?
FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - GreasyItalianPrincess - 01-08-2004
How Bret Easton Ellis of you
FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - Toronto Hottie - 01-08-2004
I hate it when that happens.
FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - GreasyItalianPrincess - 01-08-2004
ps. Kmart has an excellent selection of "Ralf" Lauren and "Oxxford" shirts
FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - Toronto Hottie - 01-08-2004
Wal-Mart has stellar shoes at bargain basement prices.
Black and brown.
FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - diceisgod - 01-08-2004
They sell "light bulbs" too
FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - The Man - 01-08-2004
Oxxford is the brand, mechanic.
Yes, I mispelled Ralph Lauren. I apologize
FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - Black Lazerus - 01-08-2004
You're fucking up today, you need some time off.
FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - The Man - 01-08-2004
you're, spook
FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark! - diceisgod - 01-08-2004
Actually contractions are one of the toughest things to master in the English language. It's especially difficult among people from other countries trying to learn the language and morons.