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Funny Quotes... - Jhaneusis - 01-18-2004
Some ppl have some funny things on thier profiles online or jsut things they say in genral, my fav.s r
"Im Computer retarted, I always though this was a toaster"-Me
"Life sucks,I swallow"-Xx WristsSlit xX
"I have leprosy and im just falling apart over it"-RivetonAStick
Funny Quotes... - Gonzo - 01-18-2004
yeah but when I post a retarded thread it gets moved 2 seconds after I hit the post button.
Funny Quotes... - GreasyItalianPrincess - 01-18-2004
ahh..mods actually do stuff here.
Funny Quotes... - Gonzo - 01-18-2004
I see.
Funny Quotes... - The Man - 01-18-2004
better than Armymad
Funny Quotes... - DonnyInternational - 01-18-2004
some examples of American intellect!
1. "It isnt pollution tha tis harming our environment. It is the impurities in the air and water that are doing it."
former Vice President-Dan Quayle
2. "I haven't commited a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
Former New York city Mayor David Dinkins answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes
3. "outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
4. "Whenever I watch t.v. and see those poor kids starving all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all the flies and death and stuff."
Miss Crazy Bitch herself - Mariah Carey
Funny Quotes... - Hoon - 01-18-2004
"All I want to hear out of you is nothing"!
~My dad
Funny Quotes... - Gonzo - 01-18-2004
Quote:Originally posted by DonnyInternational
some examples of American intellect!
1. \"It isnt pollution tha tis harming our environment. It is the impurities in the air and water that are doing it.\"
former Vice President-Dan Quayle
2. \"I haven't commited a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.\"
Former New York city Mayor David Dinkins answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes
3. \"outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.\"
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
4. \"Whenever I watch t.v. and see those poor kids starving all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all the flies and death and stuff.\"
Miss Crazy Bitch herself - Mariah Carey
yes because mariah carey, dan quale, and marion barry are all the epitome of american intellect. As if we don't know they're idiots as well.
You canucks sure are a bitter race, ey.
Funny Quotes... - DonnyInternational - 01-18-2004
and yet another example.....Gonzo, "ey" is spelled E-H not ey....I will forgive you
Funny Quotes... - Hawt Baux - 01-18-2004
Quote:end this321: so i heard you swallow
Xx WristsSlit xX: i have
end this321: you're doing gods work
end this321: are your wrists really slit?
Xx WristsSlit xX: wrists, arms, ankles, stomach...
end this321: wow
end this321: you're like a human pin cushion
Xx WristsSlit xX: no i bleed more than a pin cushion
end this321: *sad face*
end this321: how old are you if you dont mind me asking?
Xx WristsSlit xX: don't be sad, it tastes good...
Xx WristsSlit xX: i'm 16
end this321: oic
end this321: do you hate your parents?
Xx WristsSlit xX: of course
end this321: or school?
Xx WristsSlit xX: that too
end this321: you don't \"fit in\" do you?
end this321: are you an outcast?
Xx WristsSlit xX: yea that's one word for it
end this321: *long face*
TEE HEE!