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Careful watching the Montel Williams show... - ResidualBitterness - 03-09-2004
Husband and wife get stoned and watch Montel Williams, the show's topic is domestic violence.
Teri thought the abusive husband on tv was like her own husband. "Cecil then struck his wife, fetched a handgun and fired a shot into the bed's headboard near Teri to show that he did not like his wife calling him a violent partner. "
If only they had joined the retarded Laverne and Shirley in boycotting Montel, Cecil would be alive today to roll another joint...
here's the whole story
Careful watching the Montel Williams show... - Rooner - 03-09-2004
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It’s a black fly in your chardonnay
It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn’t it ironic... don’t you think?
Chorus:
It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought... it figures
Mr. play it safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well isn’t this nice...
And isn’t it ironic... don’t you think?
Repeat chorus
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you’re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn’t it ironic... don’t you think?
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
Repeat chorus
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Careful watching the Montel Williams show... - Keyser Soze - 03-10-2004
anyone who watches montel should be shot anyway.