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Everybody run for your lives!!!! - header - 05-26-2004
Quote:'They Are Going to Attack and Hit Us Hard'
U.S. Officials Concerned About Summer Security
Counterterrorism and law enforcement officials told Fox News Tuesday that they are extremely concerned that terrorist groups like Al Qaeda may be planning an attack during one of the major events scheduled for this summer.
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Everybody run for your lives!!!! - Rooner - 05-26-2004
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop
on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports
indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise
up into unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and bite them when
they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this
information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend
whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows
a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has
a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker
who works in the CIA building.
He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators
and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be
true
Everybody run for your lives!!!! - header - 05-26-2004
I figured they were listening to alligator chatter.
Everybody run for your lives!!!! - Topper Harley - 05-26-2004
luckily for you guys, i work close enough to the Fleet center to be affected by a terrorist attack on the DNC.
Everybody run for your lives!!!! - header - 05-26-2004
You'll be fine. Terrorists love democrats.
Everybody run for your lives!!!! - Sloats - 05-26-2004
I am counting on the next attack so we can start melting countries. Everyone is being all whiney and pussified over a couple of slaps and pictures of guy's wee wees. Fuck restoring countries. Just go over there and level them. All of them. If they believe that all we want to do is kill Muslims, well let them bring their self-fullfilling prophesy to bear.
Everybody run for your lives!!!! - header - 05-26-2004
Sadly, I believe there will be another attack before year's end. However, I intend on not being anywhere near it. Which doesn't really require that much of a sacrifice for me since I stay away from heavily populated areas as a matter of preference to begin with.
If anything will do me in it will be that pesky Salem nuclear power plant.
Everybody run for your lives!!!! - Sloats - 05-26-2004
They'll probably attack NYC again, since so many of them already live there. They wouldn't think about hitting the Left Coast since that is where all of their love comes from..... Too bad, because they could cripple us , well actually our current way of life, by knocking a couple of stingers into the Hoover Dam in the summer. California with it's lean power issues would be blacked out for years and the flooding of the plains below would also be decimating.
Then they could go nuts shooting everyone in Downtown LA, looting every business, and no one would know the difference.
Everybody run for your lives!!!! - Rooner - 05-26-2004
Im looking forward to the excitement.
Everybody run for your lives!!!! - madmick - 05-26-2004
Locked 'n loaded and ready to Rock 'n Roll. Let's get this party started!