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Fred Finster - Black Lazerus - 06-29-2004
tell us a little about yourself
Fred Finster - Rooner - 06-29-2004
This should be good.
Fred Finster - madmick - 06-29-2004
Doubtful.
Fred Finster - Rooner - 06-29-2004
Yeah, Im disappointed already.
Fred Finster - GreasyItalianPrincess - 06-29-2004
me too
Fred Finster - Black Lazerus - 06-29-2004
STFU guys it wasn't a set up i just want the noob to tell us about themselves.
Fred Finster - Fred Finster - 06-29-2004
Sorry just noticed this. What would you all like to know? Before I make a complete ass out of myself ar ethere any hot chicks here?
Fred Finster - Black Lazerus - 06-29-2004
Please give us your description of "hot" because that word is subjective.
info like where you are from how you heard about this site were you another name on the old o&a message board.
Fred Finster - TheDude - 06-29-2004
yes! Bring us tales of the goldenage!
and bring us hot women as well...
Fred Finster - Fred Finster - 06-29-2004
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.