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True Story - The Man - 09-13-2004
Guy I work with goes to the hospital last night with his wife so she can have their second kid.
She's 10 days overdue, so she has to get induced.
What's the first thing she does after the baby is born?
True Story - Buttmunch - 09-13-2004
Served him with divorce papers?
True Story - orangeagent - 09-13-2004
tells him it isn't his kid?
True Story - The Man - 09-13-2004
Ohhhh, both would be bad, Orangeagent's would be even worse, still not it.
True Story - Crippler - 09-13-2004
Suck off the delivering Ob/Gyn?
True Story - The Man - 09-13-2004
well now you're just being foolish.
Come on people, make with the guesses. And those who may already know the story are not allowed to spoil it.
True Story - orangeagent - 09-13-2004
alright...i'll take another stab at it.
ummmm...did she tell him that she wanted to put the baby up for adoption?
True Story - Buttmunch - 09-13-2004
She bit the umbilical cord in two with her teeth and then ate the afterbirth?
C'mon. It's got to be something bad, otherwise it would be in "It's the Bitches That'll Gitcha's."
If it ain't the divorce and/or the baby's parentage, maybe it doesn't belong here.
I bet the ending to this alleged "True Story" sucks.
True Story - Silera - 09-13-2004
Tied her tubes.
True Story - The Man - 09-13-2004
she died.