Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
I Believe this thread won't make it to 2:30

I Believe GIP left his funney at oa.com

I Believe Tinymike has his bedroom wallpapered with my picture.

I Believe that all of religion should be condensed to living by the Golden Rule.

I Believe in soulmates

I Believe Chocolate is the lamest of the tootsie roll pops

Quote:i believe this pen doth hath run out of ink.

Quote:Originally said by Crash Davis in Bull Durham
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I believe the children are our future.

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Show them all the beauty they possess inside.

Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
KensPen=Crash Davis?

Quote:Originally said by Crash Davis in Bull Durham
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.