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My lunch with Johnny - Flock of Moosen - 05-29-2003
Well, after a few weeks of debating whether or not I should actually go to lunch with Johnny, I decided why not. Hell, how bad could it be? :disappointed:
First, the fucking guy shows up with his pants down and he has his pecker in his hand. As if that wasn't bad enough, I then notice he only has one ball. Fucking freak! So, I say fuck it, since I'm already there I'll try and make the best of it. Lunch was fine and all, but then all of a sudden he just gets up and tells me he's off to the rodeo, sticking me with the check. :mad:
Do yourself a favor, if Johnny ever asks you to lunch, just say no. It's not worth the trouble.
Secret recording of my lunch with Johnny
My lunch with Johnny - GreasyItalianPrincess - 05-29-2003
fuck johnny.
My lunch with Johnny - reefdwella - 05-29-2003
Johnny wants a brain, Johnny wants to
suck on a coke
Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants
to think of a joke
Johnny's in America
Johnny combs his hair and Johnny
wants pussy and cars
My lunch with Johnny - BARRY MANILOW - 05-29-2003
This reminds me of hitting the bar ("Fatso's" in Jersey) back in my younger days:
Ahhh
Chicks dancing on the bar
Test Tube Shots
$1 pitchers
Neon serving trays
Body Shots
Ahhhh..memories and mammalries...
pin:pin:
My lunch with Johnny - Six-Pack - 05-29-2003
Quote:Johnny wants a brain, Johnny wants to
suck on a coke
Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants
to think of a joke
Johnny's in America
Johnny combs his hair and Johnny
wants pussy and cars
[Bows down] Shit, haven't heard that one in years [/Bows down]