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I am going to start my own church..... - KensPen - 06-10-2003

I think my good works on this earth have merited it....

It will be a protestant faith.....
a Penntacostal faith....

I am looking for membership,
and for alter boys/girls and lay people,

any interest can be sent to me via a u2u.


I am going to start my own church..... - Ronin - 06-10-2003

sorry..

I'm a Jedi Knight.


I am going to start my own church..... - KensPen - 06-10-2003

fair enough.......
I am hoping for an all female membership,

I will giggle as they pray, "your rod and staff they comfort me"....


I am going to start my own church..... - 60FeetUnderWater - 06-10-2003

just don't call it the "Church of Fuckology"

I (as well as some others) own that namesake.


best of luck building your cult...I mean, congregation.


I am going to start my own church..... - Rooner - 06-10-2003

Id appreciate it if you guys could refrain from making any religious jokes please.


I am going to start my own church..... - KensPen - 06-10-2003

my confessionals will be replete with "power and glory" holes.


I am going to start my own church..... - 60FeetUnderWater - 06-10-2003

Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Id appreciate it if you guys could refrain from making any religious jokes please.

are we changing our schtick from "I want a status" to "easily offended guy"?



God, Jesus and the whore Mary walk into a bar...


I am going to start my own church..... - Ronin - 06-10-2003

what will the dress attire be?? Where will the HQ be?


I am going to start my own church..... - Rooner - 06-10-2003

Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Id appreciate it if you guys could refrain from making any religious jokes please.

are we changing our schtick from "I want a status" to "easily offended guy"?



God, Jesus and the whore Mary walk into a bar...

Whatever man.


I am going to start my own church..... - 60FeetUnderWater - 06-10-2003

oh, wait.."Indifference Guy"?

(I was listening to the Big Brother bit the other day....don't mind me...)