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Makin\' whoopie - 60FeetUnderWater - 07-02-2003
Ok - so...lets talk about sex, shall we?
Go on...talk about sex.
I just want some. thats about it.
My favorite position is any position that has me saying "aww...yeah...fuck yeah!"
I love to eat the coochie. I REALLY LOVE doing it. Stay down there for hours...no doubt.
Ice cubes in a gals' mouth while gettin' your mule sucked RAWKS!
Shave it please. keep it neat.
The g spot DOES exist and I know EXACTLY where it is.
If I'm banging you doggy style, please feel free to reach on back and tussle the sack upon each and every thrust of mine..
but when I say "don't", you HAVE TO stop otherwise, it's time to nut.
ok..I'm done for now.
Your turn.
fuck, now I'm REALLY horny.
Makin\' whoopie - Crack Hitler - 07-02-2003
Makin\' whoopie - McNabbShouldDie - 07-02-2003
I cant get women.
I've never had sex and never came close.
I want some REAL bad, so if anyone here(and im sure there are plenty of you) are into horny 15 year old guys who like to read and write, my AIM is 'ireekofcoolacity'
Makin\' whoopie - 60FeetUnderWater - 07-03-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Crack Hitler
still a virgin huh?
bummer.
Makin\' whoopie - JimmyBlueEyes - 07-03-2003
Quote:I cant get women.Poor Kid
Quote:I've never had sex and never came close.
Makin\' whoopie - Rooner - 07-03-2003
I find that Im happy as long as my age doesnt exceed the number of women Ive had sex with. So Im good for another 3 and 1/2 years.
Shit.
I better get crackin.
Makin\' whoopie - sweet angel - 07-03-2003
So you've been with 29-1/2 women?
Makin\' whoopie - Rooner - 07-03-2003
Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
So you've been with 29-1/2 women?
Yeah, there was that one time I fake an orgasm, so thats only a half.
Makin\' whoopie - Ronin - 07-03-2003
Quote:Originally posted by McNabbShouldDie
I cant get women.
I've never had sex and never came close.
I want some REAL bad, so if anyone here(and im sure there are plenty of you) are into horny 15 year old guys who like to read and write, my AIM is 'ireekofcoolacity'
no one will sleep with you.. you are a Cowboys fans. you will remain a virgin for the rest of your life.
Makin\' whoopie - sweet angel - 07-03-2003
Ah, I see.
Wait...you FAKED an orgasm? How'd ya do that?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: