Guess who did nothing useful at work on friday?

[header]

The great thing about a desk job is I can look like I'm doing work. Meanwhile I'm doing jack shit. For all my coworkers know I'm plotting the destruction of the universe as I stare into the computer. What I'm usually doing is playing a 2D dot matrix helicopter game.

[Crack Hitler]

i did nothing today either, why because i quit my new job after two days, why... because i caught my new piece of shit boss in a big lie that he couldn't talk his way out of. granted i'm broke and need the money, but the kitchen was a wreck and i would have offed myself after a week of working for this hellhole

[Kissta]

Originally posted by header
The great thing about a desk job is I can look like I'm doing work. Meanwhile I'm doing jack shit. For all my coworkers know I'm plotting the destruction of the universe as I stare into the computer. What I'm usually doing is playing a 2D dot matrix helicopter game.

dude, at least you HAVE a job. i take care of an evil GIANT 2 year old all day.. then you come home and i go to bed. what a day!

[Crackle]

I'm the laziest asshole in the world........though in those few hours, I closed 2 huge sales that made my paycheque large enough to take the next 2 weeks off if I chose.

Did you ever fuck a client to close a sale?

[Toronto Hottie]

Wrong kinda sales. So no.

But please don't think it's my morals. I have very little.