A great Valentine Gift for your sweetheart!!

[BITENY]

How sweet!!


Feb 3, 7:39 AM EST

Cockroaches Suggested As Valentine Gifts




BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (AP) -- Looking for a little something special for your valentine? How about a hissing cockroach? That's the suggestion from the folks at the Ross Park Zoo in Binghamton, N.Y.

The zoo is running a Valentine's Day adoption program called "Give Your Beauty a Beast."

For ten bucks, you can adopt a hissing cockroach for your sweetheart. The adoption includes a photo, cockroach fact sheet and a free pass for your special friend to visit the little hisser.

If a roach doesn't say "I love you," the zoo has some romantic alternatives. There's a bearded dragon, a black vulture and a bleeding heart dove.

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If a roach doesn't say \"I love you,\" the zoo has some romantic alternatives. There's a bearded dragon, a black vulture and a bleeding heart dove.

Girls swoon over the bearded dragon don't they?

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Oh yeah this is really gonna endear me to my one and only. Look hunny I love you so much I gave you an insect bigger than the ones that crawl around outside...and it hisses!!! Better than that diamond ring huh??
This tactic is sure to get a lot of guys laid.