Name this

[Flock of Moosen]

If you give me the name of the poem and who wrote it, you will win a prize. An all expense paid trip to the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece.


Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L my land lord!

[Ronin]

Stalker Patty? (when she got kicked out of her apartment. I just listened to that bit today)

[Private Chris Taylor]

Tyrone Green, "kill my landlord" was from an Eddie Murphy SNL skit, bitches

[Flock of Moosen]

Chris wins.

[Ronin]

well, i would have won if i looked it up on google also.

[Flock of Moosen]

Is this true Chris? If so, I'm afraid I'll have to disqualify you.

[Private Chris Taylor]

i win. google is an excuse for morons who couldn't come up with it in time. give me the prize or one of your whorish mods.

[Flock of Moosen]

I knew that you didn't get it from Google, but with an angry contestant on my hands I couldn't appear as if I were playing favorites.

So, which prize would you actually prefer?

[Private Chris Taylor]

I'd take one of your female mods as my prize. Though I heard though the grapevine that canadian beers and coors makes some of them gassy. Kind of hard to intrude an active blowhole.

so i leave it to you my good man.

[Flock of Moosen]

Oh, I'm sorry. I missed this when I first read your response. "Kill My Landlord" was not the name of the poem.

Looks like the prize is still up for grabs.