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The dentist
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I went to the dentist today. I used to like going to the dentist, but I had a bad experience with a guy who wasn't my normal dentist a few years back, and ever since then, I've had a major mistrust of them.

(long story short, I've never had a cavity in my life, never had any major tooth pain, and this fuckwad says that I have six cavities and I need to get them filled as preventive measures. That was five years ago, and I've had no problems since)

I don't know where this is going, I've just had a few beverages and I'm rambling about dentistry.
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#2
My father in law is a dentist.

I refuse to sit in his chair. Even though it would be free.
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You should try my guy!

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#4
I thought you were going to say you woke up with your fly open and your mouth tasting strangly salty...
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Did anybody see the movie "The Dentist" with Corbin Bernsen? freaky shit.
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That was eerilie disturbing.
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I thought this was a topic about the NYRB guy.
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#8
Not everything dental-related revolves around Dr. Sniffen.

"Doctor Sniffen" - sounds like a character in a porn movie.

What really freaks me out is that I have minor gingivitis... after they clean my teeth, I spit, and I see the equivalent of a tampon on a heavy flow day.
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Quote:What really freaks me out is that I have minor gingivitis... after they clean my teeth, I spit, and I see the equivalent of a tampon on a heavy flow day.

That's a lovely visual. Do you floss? Flossing usually helps with bleeding gums.
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Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
Quote:What really freaks me out is that I have minor gingivitis... after they clean my teeth, I spit, and I see the equivalent of a tampon on a heavy flow day.


That's a lovely visual. Do you floss? Flossing usually helps with bleeding gums.

I do floss. I was told the gingivitis is caused by the fact that I brush too hard.

I'm a little crazy about proper tooth care. Perhaps overzealous.
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