The Democratic Convention

[Crack Hitler]

Here's what i learned

1) John Kerry was in Vietnam, not sure if any of you heard this

2) John Kerry can do a better job because his wife and his daughter say so

[header]

And he made out with a rat.

[RapeFantasizer]

I couldn't be bothered with watching that crap, fucking liberals.

[Meatwad]

He got to second base with a hamster. mmmm

[header]

His daughters aren't as hot as some people tend to advertise.

[Meatwad]

I'd do 'em, but I also have no standards. C'est la vie

[madmick]

Originally posted by header
His daughters aren't as hot as some people tend to advertise.

Say it ain't so! After a night of binge drinking, I'm sure the look good in the early morning light.

[header]

I'm always sober. This clouds my judgement.

[Crack Hitler]

Originally posted by madmick

Originally posted by header
His daughters aren't as hot as some people tend to advertise.

Say it ain't so! After a night of binge drinking, I'm sure the look good in the early morning light.

but with the bush twins, they'll be pouring the shots the night before

[header]

Jenn Bush is all that matters.