Self tanners

[GMANN]

I have to work on mine also

[Hawt Baux]

Apply butter thoroughly, set it and forget it.

[Keyser Soze]

it only takes like an hour a day for a few days to get a nice base an.

[diceisgod]

The only acceptable reason there is to set foot in a tanning salon is to murder everyone inside.

[GMANN]

In my neighborhood alot of the most racist people I see go to tanning salons. If theyre so proud to be white why go and make yourself darker. Im talking about the guinea assholes who drive their cars blasting rap music, are huge fans of the a predominantly spanish Yankee team, and then talk about how black people and spanish people are lower class people and lower forms of life.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

hypocrisy is a funny thing sometimes, ain't it??

[sweet angel]

Originally posted by Hawt Baux
It's not even the end of Jume yet. alot of people who aren't naturally tan, or tan easily are still pasty.

You should go back to a tanning place and tell them what happened, they give you a bronzing cream to apply everywhere beforehand. Plus, if it's your first time going to tan ever or since the season has started you're only supposed to be in there under 10 minutes, depending on your skin tone possibly less.

I'm ascaird. I was in 8 minutes last time I think. They put me in a stronger bed because I had somewhat of a base. I friggin fried. That's why I was looking for self-tanners.

Do you think my boss would mind if I told him I was going to sit outside for an hour every day to work on my tan?

[Fred Finster]

The Mystic tan works well, It lasts for about 5-7 days and you wont turn orange.

[sweet angel]

Doesn't matter now...bachelorette party and wedding are over already. Thanks though.

[Black Lazerus]

Originally posted by GMANN
In my neighborhood alot of the most racist people I see go to tanning salons. If theyre so proud to be white why go and make yourself darker. Im talking about the guinea assholes who drive their cars blasting rap music, are huge fans of the a predominantly spanish Yankee team, and then talk about how black people and spanish people are lower class people and lower forms of life.

They hate us because they can't be us.