Posts: 4,170
Threads: 288
Joined: Apr 2003
Okay, this FU actually only goes out to those who watch, but I couldn't resist putting woods pissers in the title as well.
The Mrs. and I were on the Parkway last night and normally some traffic is to be expected at the time we were on the road. What isn't acceptable is why there was more than usual traffic.
As we're driving we pass a minivan on the shoulder and two people walking into the woods. One could only assume they were going to take a piss, thus the term woods pissers.
Anyway, shortly after we passed this the traffic started moving again at a normal pace. We were backed up because voyeuristic assholes had to slow to a fucking crawl just to watch woods pissers! :mad:
Some people really need to get a fucking life because this was pathetic. A drive that should have taken 10-15 minutes max took 40-45 minutes because of this.
God, I wish it was legal to just shoot people like this.
<center>
![[Image: FOM.jpg]](http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tmimp67/FOM.jpg)
</center>
Posts: 4,170
Threads: 288
Joined: Apr 2003
Quote:Originally posted by SLASH
I wonder what next week's installment from FOM will bring. 
Oh, that's an easy one. I'm going to revive an FU I did on the old board towards
Unavailable. Now that was a classic! :duh:
<center>
</center>
Posts: 2,803
Threads: 48
Joined: Apr 2003
Is anyone else hearing "Heston on Traffic" in their head.........
Maybe they all recognized the minivan as being the Moosen's and thought it was your traditional weekend "sex in public" event.
<img src="http://www.blazingconcepts.com/img/syd/sloatsig.jpg">
________________________________________________________________________________________
<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
Posts: 88
Threads: 6
Joined: Apr 2003
Quote:Maybe they all recognized the minivan as being the Moosen's and thought it was your traditional weekend \"sex in public\" event.
In response to THIS comment, Mrs. Moosen replies:
1. There is no, nor will there ever be a minivan owned by us.
2. What traditional weekend "sex in public" event???? And why do you think if there
were such an event, it'd be limited to just weekends??:confused:
<center>
![[Image: chasflag.jpg]](http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tmimp67/chasflag.jpg)
</center>
Posts: 2,803
Threads: 48
Joined: Apr 2003
I believe that I heard that Flock only wears hats on Saturdays and Sundays thus limiting the occurances that he would drop it.
<img src="http://www.blazingconcepts.com/img/syd/sloatsig.jpg">
________________________________________________________________________________________
<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
Posts: 4,170
Threads: 288
Joined: Apr 2003
At first I was confused by this,
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Maybe they all recognized the minivan as being the Moosen's and thought it was your traditional weekend \"sex in public\" event.
but then this was posted and it completely sent me down the spiral of total confusiondome:
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
I believe that I heard that Flock only wears hats on Saturdays and Sundays thus limiting the occurances that he would drop it.
What the fuck did any of that even mean? :confused:
<center>
</center>
Posts: 1,050
Threads: 50
Joined: Apr 2003
how do YOU know they were pissing, unless you stopped too?!?!? They could have been taking a dump, and wiping with leaves.. But you said pissers.. SO???
HMMMMM???????
<table><TR><TD><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ronron5477"></TD>
<TD><IMG SRC="http://oarule.homestead.com/files/ribbon_small1.gif"></TD><TD></TD>
</table>
Posts: 4,170
Threads: 288
Joined: Apr 2003
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
how do YOU know they were pissing, unless you stopped too?!?!? They could have been taking a dump, and wiping with leaves.. But you said pissers.. SO???
HMMMMM???????
You make a good point. Fine, from now on I shall call them woods dumpers/pissers. Happy now?
<center>
</center>
Posts: 1,050
Threads: 50
Joined: Apr 2003
Quote:HMMMMM???????
You make a good point. Fine, from now on I shall call them woods dumpers/pissers. Happy now?
[/quote]
Yes. Thank you. :moon:
<table><TR><TD><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ronron5477"></TD>
<TD><IMG SRC="http://oarule.homestead.com/files/ribbon_small1.gif"></TD><TD></TD>
</table>
