06-11-2004, 04:04 PM
Now I'm not one to go around with all these conspiracies and such... I believe that we really did land on the moon and Roswell was just a weather balloon. But, something about the timing of Reagan's death just doesn't sit well with me.
Maybe it’s the fact that one of most crucial Republican conventions is right around the corner and is being held here in NYC. It is well known that there will be countless protesters here in the city to try to stall the Republican machine. Now what can defuse that type of situation? Who can rally the country around the flag and give a huge push to the Republican party??? Ron Reagan that’s who… And, the best way he can do that is by croaking. This is a crest the Republican party can ride right through the convention and into the election. Expect to see Reagan retrospectives all summer long, the pride of the Republican party! This convention will be riddled with somber Reagan references and political maneuvering. Reagan will be the rallying cry for the entire election… Re elect Bush, do it for Reagan!!!
Now my scenario to how this great plan was unleashed: First, Dick Cheney faking another heart attack was secretly put in the hospital. It couldn’t be public knowledge because that would jeopardize national security. This being the very same hospital that our poor Alzheimer riddled ex-president has been staying. From there it’s simple, early Saturday morning, June 5th, Cheney goes for his daily exercise walking therapy… As his ass crack hangs out his hospital gown he slips into Reagan’s room and there smothers him to death a fluffy pillow. Instant reelection!
Now I now what you all are thinking, it’s way far fetched… Well I have proof! Just so happens that I, The Dude has gotten his hands on key evidence and I am now going to share it with you all!
Behold!
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Maybe it’s the fact that one of most crucial Republican conventions is right around the corner and is being held here in NYC. It is well known that there will be countless protesters here in the city to try to stall the Republican machine. Now what can defuse that type of situation? Who can rally the country around the flag and give a huge push to the Republican party??? Ron Reagan that’s who… And, the best way he can do that is by croaking. This is a crest the Republican party can ride right through the convention and into the election. Expect to see Reagan retrospectives all summer long, the pride of the Republican party! This convention will be riddled with somber Reagan references and political maneuvering. Reagan will be the rallying cry for the entire election… Re elect Bush, do it for Reagan!!!
Now my scenario to how this great plan was unleashed: First, Dick Cheney faking another heart attack was secretly put in the hospital. It couldn’t be public knowledge because that would jeopardize national security. This being the very same hospital that our poor Alzheimer riddled ex-president has been staying. From there it’s simple, early Saturday morning, June 5th, Cheney goes for his daily exercise walking therapy… As his ass crack hangs out his hospital gown he slips into Reagan’s room and there smothers him to death a fluffy pillow. Instant reelection!
Now I now what you all are thinking, it’s way far fetched… Well I have proof! Just so happens that I, The Dude has gotten his hands on key evidence and I am now going to share it with you all!
Behold!
![[Image: floydsig.jpg]](http://www.blazingconcepts.com/img/syd/floydsig.jpg)
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