YMB monthly post count

[orangeagent]

Is this a batman board

no.
...........................................................
"Holy ravioli, Batman!"

now it is. and i think i spelled that wrong. :biggrin:

[Goatweed]

hi

[Silera]

I get about 175 junk emails a day that go into my bulk mail folder which I empty without even looking at.

[jewdown]

GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGG

ymb

[Goatweed]

Originally posted by Silera
I get about 175 junk emails a day that go into my bulk mail folder which I empty without even looking at.

that's a lot of junk mail

[Silera]

Apparently, I'm an aging fat woman in need of penis enlargement and my credit report.

[jewdown]

How small is your penis?

[Fred Finster]

Originally posted by Silera
Apparently, I'm an aging fat woman in need of penis enlargement and my credit report.

Michael Moore?

[God]

I am, Batman.

[Black Lazerus]

Fred finster lost his charm, a long time ago

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