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Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Fred finster lost his charm, a long time ago
This coming from you...buzzing
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since yahoo stopped counting bulk mail toward my storage i stopped erasing it, i figured they would eventually. the first time it got up to about 4300 and seemed to stall so i deleted them, currently it's up to 5700 but it seems to have stalled again, if it's still under 6k in a week i'll delete them.
i've also started getting "more" magazine in the mail, i'm pretty sure it's aimed at fat middleaged housewives. i don't know how it happened, they better not try charging me for it
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words cannot describe how excited these words made me.
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this is my sig fuckers
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Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Fred finster lost his charm, a long time ago
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tell yo momma i want it back... beotch!
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Well, I've been in Jacksonville and have been unable to contribute my thought provoking topics/threads.
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mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
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everybody pulled his weight,
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Quote:Originally posted by Fred Finster
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Fred finster lost his charm, a long time ago
tell yo momma i want it back... beotch!
i don't think his momma has it. i think this guy does:
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only 33 more hours to get the monthly numbers up.
woooohoooooo
this is my sig fuckers
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i expect the final count tomorrow for September, bright and early..
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