Do you think this will help everyone participate?

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

will i require a floatation device?

[MYLF]

Are you planning on swimming in it or drinking it?

[MYLF]

Do you know that I'm now scared to eat?

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

can't one drink and then swim???

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

would you believe there is no reason to fear??? And that i disarmed the mushroom that stabbed me, and it has done its time, and currently is under house arrest in Martha Stewarts Tupperware dish?

[MYLF]

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
can't one drink and then swim???

Isn't there some mom rule about not being able to eat and then swim? Does the same rule apply for drinks?

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

aren't rules meant to be broken? can't a ham shank be used as a life preserver?

[MYLF]

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
would you believe there is no reason to fear??? And that i disarmed the mushroom that stabbed me, and it has done its time, and currently is under house arrest in Martha Stewarts Tupperware dish?

If Martha stewart is on house arrest, why was she allowed to leave to go to church? And if she can do that, aren't you concerned that the mushrooms are plotting even as I write this?

[MYLF]

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
aren't rules meant to be broken? can't a ham shank be used as a life preserver?

Won't that attract the sharks?

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

If Martha stewart is on house arrest, why was she allowed to leave to go to church? And if she can do that, aren't you concerned that the mushrooms are plotting even as I write this?

was that a knock at my door??? does anyone have some fungi killer??!?!?!?! :o