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Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants
Quote:Be the hole bitch
If I had a dollar for every time I've had a woman say that to me...
DOH!!! My bad. Though I think you meant "be the pole".
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I'm quite capable of being the pole, thank you very much.
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One time an entire fire department tried to slide down his penis.
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
One time an entire fire department tried to slide down his penis.
Fuckin' gonorrhea.
But it was the dalmation that really hurt me when he tried to slide down.
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WAS THE DALMATION DEAF AND DEAD AND DID YOU CUM ON IT'S FACE?
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YES, AND HE KNEW IT WAS.... COMING!
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were you and the dalmation giving the poodle some DP action?
gonzo style?
jeezus kryst somebody honk the damn horn!
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DP with a dog is just disgusting, freak.
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Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
were you and the dalmation giving the poodle some DP action?
Only if DP stands for Doggy Poontang!
Woof!
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
DP with a dog is just disgusting, freak.
I have made you cringe. I win.
point for me.
watch me as I pat myself on the back and enjoy the bounce...
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Quote:Only if DP stands for Doggy Poontang!
Woof!
AIMP gets it...he understands. damn it.
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yeah! WOOF!
you take it you bitch...yeah...you TAKE IT.
doggy balls deep.